A aman walks into a bar...

achris

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and says he's been stranded on an island with 4 other people for 5 years. He orders a seagull sandwich, which he takes one bite of, then kills himself... Why?
 

Tyme2fish

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

and says he's been stranded on an island with 4 other people for 5 years. He orders a seagull sandwich, which he takes one bite of, then kills himself... Why?
I found the answer by looking at Google, so I won't post. I'would've never figured it out. Suprise answer to me.
 

Gary H NC

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

Punch line! Punch line!...............?:D

A seagull sandwich? Ewww! Are they not flying rats?
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

i'll keep check, to find out why.
 

bomar76

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

I'll ponder this while I drive over Donner Pass...give me something to mull over to pass the time.
 

bomar76

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

Beats thinking about that time I was in a plane crash w/ that soccer team.
 

beerfilter

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

Sounds like something was really eating that guy ....:rolleyes:
 

SuperNova

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

Cause he ate the other people and never realized that the seagulls (which are plentiful) actually tasted better than the long pork??:D

Actually you missed an important part of the question...the man was blind.
 

JustJason

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

probably has something to do with that seagulls only fly so far out... and possibly the man could have swam to shore???

just a guess ;)
 

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

looks like super nova got it.......

lets hope achris can tell us the answer before he goes working for another 3 weeks ! :eek:
 

SgtMaj

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Re: A aman walks into a bar...

Well I certainly didn't get it at first, but it was pretty obvious by the time I got to the donner pass post. I think we all pretty much know what the answer is now, don't we?
 
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