2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule

[JoeW]

2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule <br />*********************************** <br /><br />6:00am - Opening flag burning ceremony. <br />6:15am - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton <br />6:30am - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand. <br />6:55am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. <br />7:00am - Tribute theme to France. <br />7:30am - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. <br />8:15am - Tribute theme to Germany. <br />9:00am - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) <br />9:25am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. <br />9:30am - Terrorist appeasement workshop. <br />11:00am - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples) <br />12:30pm - * Intermission * <br />1:00pm - Posting the Iraqi colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins <br />1:30pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. <br />2:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' <br />2:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. <br />3:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. <br />3:30pm - Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations <br />4:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). <br />5:00pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop. <br />6:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. <br />7:55pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. <br />8:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: 2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule

You got it joe for sure.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Ah oh, here come all the crying libs!

 

[blacktie]

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dude...that is funny.

 

[POINTER94]

Re: 2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule

I heard they are having some offsite workshops.<br /><br />1. Whine 101<br />2. Tax and Spend basics<br />3. Advanced tax and spend<br />4. Tax and spend as public policy<br />5. Class warfare for profit<br />6. Race card seminar<br />7. "It's not Fair" as a way of life<br />8. Cradle to grave- we have 20% of the GNP in our grasp.<br />9. Emotion - the ultimate tool<br />10. Abortion for fun and profit<br />11. Divide and conquer - Aleination for ultimate victory<br />12. Lawyers - Our friends and protectors<br />13. How to buy voting blocks - (focus on unions)<br />14. Political scare tactics, use it or lose it<br />15. History, how to fix it<br />16. Get them while they are young, indoctrination seminar<br />17. Hate crimes, Yes we can legislate thoughts<br />18. Backdoor legislation- Liberal judges re-write the rules<br />19. Religion - It just gets in the way<br />20. Environmental laws, a solid power grab guise<br />21. Defending the indefensable, Special appearance from Bill Clinton<br />22. France, its not just a smelly, insignificant country<br />23. How to use the UN for political gain<br />24. Sovereignty, it's overrated<br />25. Hollywood, Boy they are stupid and people listen to them<br />26 HILLARY - She IS smarter than you

 

[gaugeguy]

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Geez, I would have thought Teddy would be giving way more than 4 toasts. Is he trying to get on the wagon or something?