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    Pesky Mosquitoes

    I got this from a friend in an email, so I don't know if it actually works but I'm gonna try it.<br /><br />Pass this on to anyone who likes sitting out in the evening or when they're having a cook out. So you don't like those pesky mosquitoes, especially now that they have the potential to...
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    As Women Get Older

    It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. <br...
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    What Are You Doing/Did For Fathers Day

    I'm going for a boat ride and out to eat when we get home. :p <br /><br />It's gonna be a GREAT day. :D
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    Member # 24340 Makes Captain

    Congratulations aspeck, keep em comming. :)
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    I'm Gone

    For two weeks in kintucky. Wish Spinner and SS luck. :D
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    Hailing SBN

    Can ya e-mail me a number I can reach ya at???? :)
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    A Nun at Hooters

    A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheer. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room...
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    It Could Be You

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.<br /><br />The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it...
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    Popsicle

    The only way to pull off a Sunday afternooner with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle<br />and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. <br /><br />He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:<br /><br...
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    What year?

    70 hp Mercury Black Max<br /><br />Serial # YB182025
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    Mood Ring

    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. <br /><br />We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. <br /><br />When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big ******* red mark on his forehead <br /><br...
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    This Could Really Work

    This could really work<br /><br />Subject: gas price rate cheaper <br /> <br />GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work<br /><br />This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It's worth your consideration.<br /><br...
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    Kentucky Get Together

    Where did the thread for the Kentucky iboats get together go??
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    Callin in Sick

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."<br /> <br />The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me some lovin...
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    Love this Commercial !!!!

    This commercial reminds me of some of my weekend fishing experiences. :rolleyes: <br /><br />Relaxing on the water
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    Congrats Vice Admiral Don S

    Just wanted to say congratulations to Don S for his promotion to Vice Admiral, and 5000 posts. Don S ranks inside the top twenty alltime posters of seventy two thousand + registered iboats members. I would also like to offer a great big THANK YOU. Don has definately been a great asset to the...
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    Alligator Fishing

    Alligator fishing in the Pine Island Swamp<br /> <br />Alligator Fishing Video
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    Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction

    Just sold a 2005 Shelby GT Coupe Serial # 3 for five hundred thirty thousand dollars. :eek: <br /><br />The money will be donated to Carroll Shelby's Childrens Foundation.<br /><br />Also sold, was a 1947 Bently Franay Mark VI for one million six hundred thousand dollars which broke the old...
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    April Fools

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    Road Trip

    I'll be going to Madison Wi nextweek. I will be leaving here on the 5th and will be there Thursday and Friday, 6th/7th. Would like to do some fishing up there if anyone might be interested. I will be bring my tracker but dont know where to go, or how to fish for what. The fishing trip expences...
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