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    IE 7

    For anyone that's interested, it looks like IE 7 is now available here: http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/downloads/default.mspx
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    Friday Funny

    Billy Bob and Rufus worked together in an Alabama clothing factory and both were laid off so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Billy Bob said "panty stitcher..... I sew elastic into ladies cotton panties"..... The clerk looked up "panty stitcher" and put down it...
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    The New Middle East

    Good read: The New Middle East
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    Why men don't make good secretaries

    Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer.
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    JB WaterWeld

    Anybody here ever used JB WaterWeld. It's a epoxy putty stick that you knead and then use to repair, form, stuff, etc. For small work it seems ideal - low cost, no mixing, no cleanup, available at Wallyworld. Cut off a chunk, massage for a few seconds and form. Can be sanded, drilled...
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    Is a butterfly an insurance liability?

    http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v460/BoatBuoy/?action=view&current=Insurance.flv
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    Latest Victim of E. Coli Spinach Outbreak

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    Retirement of a veteran

    This is several days old, but still noteworthy. "F-14 Tomcat landing here -- permanently Richmond Times-Dispatch Sep 15, 2006 One of the last flying F-14 Tomcats is coming to the Virginia Aviation Museum today. "The Tomcat is one of the world's true Top Guns," said the museum's director...
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    Little Vito

    Old but still funny. LITTLE VITO On Math A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Vito. He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct...
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    New Tool

    Got an air hammer/chisel today and the instructions say to put a few drops of Pneumatic Tool Oil in the air inlet before using. I'm all out of Pneumatic Tool Oil and wonder what oil might be a reasonable substitute. Any ideas?
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    OSU or Longhorns

    Which is it gonna be?
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    FBI Job Opening

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large Metal door and handed him a gun. We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be...
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    Remembered

    The news is abuzz with the nine year anniversay of the death of Princess Diana. I'll be curious if they'll give equal time in five days to the nine year anniversary of the passing of Mother Teresa. Let's wait and see.
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    Health Care in America:

    Two patients limp into two different American Medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second...
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    WHY ATHLETES DON'T HAVE REAL JOBS C&P

    Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." -------------------------------------------- - New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for...
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    Website names

    All of these are legitimate companies and organizations dealing in regular products and services, but they didn't think their domain names through. Some of them are prime candidates for the "What was I thinking?" award....ALL these websites actually exist, selling something totally...
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    Attn. Geeks and Nerds

    Breaking into a MacBook http://youtube.com/watch?v=H2oxrqs9T2s
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    Upset Wife C&P

    EDIT: :'(
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    How many times have we needed one?

    May get zapped. Or should this be posted in Boat Topics and Questions ....
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    On Will Rogers C&P

    Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with...
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