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    Engineer outa be shot...

    That designed the battery location for '97 Dodge Stratus. I just replaced one and you have to remove the wheel (book says not, but books lie), then remove half the wheel well. Then you have limited space to remove the bracket and cables. What a design!!! And at my age I don't work well close...
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    Shoot me, I need a day off...

    WASHINGTON: A 21-year-old US man reportedly asked his friend to shoot him so he could skip work. Sheriff?s detectives say Daniel Kuch, of Pasco, Washington state, took a bullet in the shoulder to avoid taking a drug test at work. http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?newsid=1154132
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    Church Bulletin Bloopers

    They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services. ---------------------------------------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes...
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    ebay scam

    I ran across this on another site and thought I'd pass it on. "A few days ago I was sifting through ebay auctions (as you do.) when I came across an auction that was of interest to me. When I opened up the auction, a typical looking ebay message popped up telling me that my sign in period had...
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    B-Ball, First time in my memory...

    The No. 1 team Memphis is playing the No. 2 team Tennessee(tomorrow night), and they're BOTH from the grand state of Tennessee. Whoo-Hoo, Go Vols.
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    Does anybody besides me and JB remember...

    http://oldfortyfives.com/DYRT.htm
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    Mathematical Viewpoint

    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about...
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    Only in the South

    Tennessee. The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how...
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    Fed cuts rate

    The fed just cut the rate 1/2 point, but I'm not sure what that means to me. Where's OMR when you need him.
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    What's on your Super Bowl menu

    Me, I think we're having coctail weenies in BBQ sauce and maybe some pulled pork BBQ. What's on your menu?
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    Another home wiring problem

    I?m puzzled by an electric anomaly at my house. There?s an electric switch next to the front door that controls the light in the foyer. The doorbell transformer, in the attic I presume, apparently is on the same circuit. Whenever the light switch is on (foyer light on) the doorbell won?t...
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    Merging JPEG's

    Does anyone know of a shareware/freeware app to join multiple jpegs, either verticle or horizontal, to make one big jpeg, such as this?
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    A new face

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt...
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    Chicken and the Road-Perspectives

    Hope this passes muster. Treats all equally Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we...
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    Math Problem

    TD gets 16,477 posts in 25 months, 5 days; JB gets 28,943 posts in 80 months, 20 days. On what day will TD overtake JB in post count?
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    Feline clowns

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_MVaCvgBC4&eurl=http://widget-1e.slide.com/widgets/sf.swf
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    On age

    From my sister, who's 9 years my junior - thanks, sis.:mad: Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me" "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly...
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    Jeep fans

    I hadn't seen this before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTLcZ1BCmms
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    Next Generation Personal Water Craft??

    "http://www.innespace.com/"
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    Trim tab adjustment

    Trim tabs are set just about right: http://jumpcut.com/view?id=C009AF72755211DC9F89000423CF037A
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