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    For Ladyfish - Women are smarter than men

    Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the men. 'Watch and learn,' answers one of...
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    Bonnaroo lineup

    Just got the lineup for this year's Bonnaroo, June 11-14, if any of you younger folks are interested. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band Phish (2 Shows) Beastie Boys Nine Inch Nails David Byrne Wilco Al Green Snoop Dogg Elvis Costello Solo Erykah Badu Paul Oakenfold Ben Harper and...
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    Circuit City is closing

    Closing all 567 stores and liquidating the merchandise. May be some good deals in there.
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    New Windows

    Anybody downloaded and tried Windows 7 yet? Whatcha think? It's supposed to correct some of the gotchas in Vista.
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    CEL on 96 Cherokee

    I have a '96 Cherokee that throws a CEL about 4 times a year. It's always when I descend a steep hill to a stop sign. Normally, I have the auto parts check it and turn it off. The problem always shows up as catalytic converter. After it's turned off, I'm good for another 3-4 months or when I...
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    Paint masking technique

    When spray painting, can any pieces/parts that you don't want painted be smeared with Vaseline. Then just wash/wipe it off. Does this work? I need to paint my boat trailer and all the bolts/nuts on it are stainless and I don't want to paint them. If not Vaseline, any other suggestions.
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    Liver and Cheese

    Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty...
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    Gonna be a long night

    Put butts on the smoker after supper and the temps are coming up slow. Long night but hopefully a GOOD lunch tomorrow, or maybe a good breakfast - I love smoked pork with scrambled eggs.
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    63 years ago today...

    ... the United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima directly killing an estimated 80,000 people, in an effort to end the war with Japan. It worked. Just thought it needed a mention. (Source:Wikepedia)
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    California earthquake

    Wonder where quietcat is on this. I'm surprised he hasn't shared a report with us.
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    Why Men Are Never Depressed

    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: ?????? Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never...
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    Dave Barry's Colonoscopy Journal

    Dave Barry's Colonoscopy Journal: "... I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point...
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    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women: 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for for when your on the road. 8. If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun...
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    Anybody here shoot 45/70?

    If not, what's your favorite caliber? If so, how punishing is it?
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    Rest In Peace, Plowboy

    NASHVILLE, Tennessee (Reuters) - Eddy Arnold, country music's "Tennessee Plowboy" whose rendition of "Make the World Go Away" was an international hit in the 1960s, died on Thursday at age 89 in Nashville after a lengthy illness. http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0838441420080508
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    Trip to Walmart - Age 20-80

    A man's trip to Wal~Mart in your 20's to in your 80's You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house: Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know...
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    Three Old Grandmas

    Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.' The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.' One of...
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    Don't you just cringe

    As I sit here typing this, my next-door neighbor is running his 85hp Johnson for the first time this year. It must be taching 8000 RPM, in gear, on muffs, in the back yard. It's not coming apart so I guess that's a testament to Johnson.
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    I Fish

    A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness...
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    The Time My Father Leash-broke A Salmon

    There's a seller on ebay that calls himself Gooeyduck. I ran across him years ago when looking for a certain camera. He quite often includes this in his description as it's somewhat entertaining. THE TIME MY FATHER LEASH-BROKE A SALMON I was born on December 22, 1944, on the first day of...
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