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    You Know You Need A New Lawyer When...

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.<br /><br /> 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."<br /><br /> 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.<br /><br /> 4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."<br /><br...
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    What not to say to a cop

    No offense intended here iboats LEOs.<br />_______________________________________________<br />1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.<br /> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.<br /> 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?<br /> 4...
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    The Dollar Bill

    Take out a one dollar bill and look at it!<br /><br />The one dollar bill you're looking at first came off the presses in 1957 in its present design. This so-called paper money is in fact a cotton and linen blend, with red and blue minute silk fibers running through it. It is actually material...
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    You know you have a bad day when...

    * Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.<br /><br /> * The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.<br /><br /> * You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.<br /><br /> * You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.<br...
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    Trivia 3-2-06

    Next trivia will be this Thursday at 9 PM EST again in the yahoo groups chatroom.<br />Wanted to give some of the other folk a chance to get in on this.<br />If you are not a member yet, go here, iboats member group and join up.<br />jinx will be dishing out the questions this week.<br />He has...
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    Another one gone

    Actor Dennis Weaver has died of cancer, his publicist says.
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    Fiberglass ?

    This is a follow-up to my magnet thread.<br />What kind of glue can I use on fiberglass that will hold a piece of metal to put this light on?
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    One Liners

    Getting information off the Internet is like taking<br />a drink from a fire hydrant.<br /> <br />America is a country where half the money is<br />spent buying food, and the other half is spent<br />trying to lose weight.<br /> <br />When you dream in color, it's a pigment of<br />your...
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    My Living Will

    "My Living Will"<br /> <br /> <br /> I, ______________ , being of sound mind and<br />body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by<br />artificial means.<br /> <br />Under no circumstances should my fate be<br />put in the hands of pinhead politicians who<br />couldn't pass ninth-grade...
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    Calling SSMayfloat

    You have email SS Mayfloat.
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    Looking for DJ or Pointer

    Hey guys, don't know where you are hiding :D , but if you see this, please check this out.<br /> http://forums.iboats.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=37;t=002354
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    The Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where<br />a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the<br />entrance is a description of how the store operates:<br /><br />- You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the<br />value of the...
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    How to feel smarter

    This was sent to me by one of our members and so I hosted it and am putting it up here just incase there are anyone that wants to feel smarter.<br />It is in pps format.<br />Just click the first screen to start. :D <br /> How to feel smarter
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    Calling DJ or Pointer

    Hey DJ, or Pointer if my mind is not going blank on me, did I not here one, if not both of you make mention of having or had a Ford Freestar?<br /><br />If so, give me some info on it.<br />How is it all around?<br />Do they make a cargo van version?<br />What power plants are available?<br...
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    Thursday Funnies

    "Puns"<br />{you've been warned}<br /> <br />My son, Ken, was married yesterday. I heard<br />him tell his bride, Caryn, that his ring was<br />so tight it was cutting off his circulation. She<br />replied, "That's what it is supposed to do."<br /> <br />I was in a church meeting where the...
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    Breakfast Quiz

    Breakfast Quiz<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it.<br />They are:<br /> <br />a. Apple<br />b. Banana<br />c. Strawberry<br />d. Peach<br />e. Orange<br /> <br />Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully...
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    Ky-Oh-Wv-Tn-Va-Pa- get together(UPDATE)

    Make your plans now to come to the get together from May 21st. till May 29th. :cool: <br />Camping at Grayson Lake State Park, in Grayson, Ky.<br />Not into camping, motels close by. ;) <br /><br />Holler for more info. :)
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    Trivia 2-23-06

    Next trivia will be this Thursday at 9 PM again in the yahoo groups chatroom.<br />Wanted to give some of the other folk a chance to get in on this.<br />If you are not a member yet, go here, iboats member group and join up.<br />QC will be dishing out the questions this week.<br />He has some...
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    The Pentagon Channel

    Anyone else get that?<br />Some interesting stuff on there. :cool: <br />Wonder how current it is?<br /><br />I like the blowing up stuff on there. :D
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    Breaker ?

    Ok, I have an older mobile home with the 100Amp. service in the breaker box in the trailer.<br />It has became loose somehow and is starting to "kick" off.<br />What I'm wondering is if it maybe is loosing contact and arcing somehow and heating up and breaking?<br />Can someone give me some...
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