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    A couple for our cop friends

    "Dyslexic Police"<br /> <br />A dyslexic cop is severely reprimanded by his<br />captain because the spelling on his police<br />reports is incomprehensible. "How can you<br />expect anyone to read this! If you file just one<br />more report with any and I mean *ANY* words<br />misspelled, you...
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    Calling BART SR.

    Where ya been Bart? Have not seen anything out of you for a spell.
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    Friday's Funnies

    "Curse"<br /> <br />An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he<br />can remove a "Curse" he has been living with<br />for the last 40 years.<br /> <br />The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have<br />to tell me the exact words that were used<br />to put the curse on you."<br /> <br />The...
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    Horn blower

    Now this guy can play the horn/s :D <br />WARNING!!!!!! Has sound. :rolleyes: <br /> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1156414669221185353&q=trumpet <br /><br /><br />(9725)
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    Pics

    Here are some pics of 4 of my grandkids.<br />Now this first one is my namesake and with<br />some dark glasses, he could be a wise guy.<br /> <br />This next one is my big cowboy.<br /> <br />Ok, here is shot of my little girl.<br /> <br />And last but certainly not least, Little John.<br />...
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    Trivia 2-16-06

    Next trivia will be this Thursday at 9 PM again in the yahoo groups chatroom.<br />Wanted to give some of the other folk a chance to get in on this.<br />If you are not a member yet, go here, iboats member group and join up.<br />eurolarva will be dishing out the questions this week.<br />He...
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    Wednesday Funnies

    "The Crime"<br /> <br />The police recently busted a man selling<br />'secret formula' tablets he claimed gave<br />eternal youth.<br /> <br />When going through their files, they noticed<br />it was the fifth time he was caught for<br />committing this same criminal medical fraud.<br /> <br...
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    LCD Monitor?

    Ok, need advise as to which one to get.<br />What is the screen size of a 17", 19" etc?<br />I am going to replace the one CRT monitor on my main computer and was wanting to get some ideas as to which ones are the best.<br />Thanks.
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    Letterman top 10

    10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"<br /><br />9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"<br /><br />8. "Not enough Jim Beam"<br /><br />7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"<br /><br />6. "I love to shoot people"<br /><br />5. "Guy was making cracks about my...
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    Tuesday Funny

    "Bald Eagle"<br /> <br />One day a man was walking in the woods<br />when he got lost. For two days he roamed<br />around trying to find a way out. He had not<br />eaten anything during this period and was<br />famished.<br /> <br />Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle.<br />He killed...
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    As I have matured

    Enjoy.<br /> As I have matured
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    Monday Funnies

    "Planting"<br /> <br />A city slicker moves to the country and decides<br />he's going to take up farming. He heads to<br />the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me<br />100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.<br /> <br />A week later the man returns and says, "Give<br />me 200 baby...
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    Breaking News!!!!!(Vice pres. shoots Lawyer)

    Vice President **** Cheney accidentally shoots man.
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    Hail to rodbolt

    He just likes one post, but let me the first to say "Way to go" on the 10,000 posts. :cool: <br />And let me add, that they have been very informative posts at that. :) <br />Just keep on keeping on rodbolt and a big congrats. :cool:
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    Backdoor from Kentucky

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    34

    Yep, 34 years ago today, I married the best woman around. :) <br />It just keeps getting better ever day.<br /><br />Sure we have had our rough times with bringing up 3 girls, but they are all on their own now and doing pretty good so I figure we done our job.<br /><br />Well, we got snow this...
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    Gutter mount question

    2006 Jeep Wrangler with the fiberglass hardtop.<br />Need some type of bracket to go across that mounts to the rain gutters to put a magnetic strobe safety light on.<br />Anyone know of any?<br />Thanks.
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    iboats Trivia 2-9-06

    Next trivia will be this Thursday at 9 PM again in the yahoo groups chatroom.<br />Wanted to give some of the other folk a chance to get in on this.<br />If you are not a member yet, go here, iboats member group and join up.<br />jinx will be dishing out the questions this week.<br />He has...
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    Good news/Bad news

    Harry answers the telephone, and it's an<br />Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says,<br />"Your wife was in a serious car accident, and<br />I have bad news and good news. The bad<br />news is she has lost all use of both arms<br />and both legs, and will need help eating<br />and going to the...
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    The Lie Clock

    I did not know this and find it pretty interesting.<br />______________________________________________<br />"The Lie-Clock"<br /> <br />A man died and went to heaven. As he stood<br />in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he<br />saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He<br />asked, "What...
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