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    Special Trivia 3-9-06

    Well folks, a special trivia this week.<br />A $50 trivia. :cool: <br />Also will be held outside the yahoo chat room.<br />Will be held here ROOM <br />Be at 9PM, EST.<br />QC will be asking the questions this week and he has also gave up his $25 from last week to combine it with this week to...
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    Avatar animation

    Ok, all you puter garus, who out there can edit an avatar for me?<br />This is it.<br /> <br />I need something coming in on this line. There are some buddies, ;) giving me a hard time over just sitting there and reeling.<br />Any help?<br />Thanks.
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    One Liners Part 2

    If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.<br /> <br />Strip mining prevents forest fires.<br /> <br />I suppose we should all count our blessings,<br />especially since they're dwindling.<br /> <br />I don't need drugs. I get the same effect, just<br />by standing up fast.<br /> <br...
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    Saturday Funnies

    "Clothes"<br /> <br />A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring,<br />and baggy clothes was overheard telling<br />a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this,<br />but it keeps my parents from dragging me<br />everywhere with them."<br />_____________________________________________<br...
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    Legal question

    Ok, here's the deal.<br />2 months ago, I bought a used mobile home set up in a trailer park.<br />No lease, no papers were ever signed.<br />Pay lot rent at the first of the month.<br /><br />Today the guy calls me and tells me there is lot rent due.<br />I say yea, will be over in a bit to pay...
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    Calling REEL POOR

    Hey RP, you seen the flag yet?<br />Kinda flaky to me.<br />What you think?
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    Ok boat owners

    You people ask for it and it's up and running, so get down there and post up some in your boat manufacture forum so other people knows there are more of you. :cool:
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    "Laws Of The Natural Universe"

    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands<br />become coated with grease your nose will<br />begin to itch or you'll have to urinate.<br /> <br />Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when<br />dropped, will roll to the least accessible<br />corner.<br /> <br />Law of Probability: The probability of...
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    Congrats JB

    I know, he still likes 4 more, but wanted to get this on here before I went to bed.<br />Congrats JB on the 20K mark for posts made.<br />Some were for zapping but most were for great info.<br />Here's to another 20K. :cool:
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    My Gambler

    Well, got the Gambler forum up I see, now let's see how many more are out there.<br />1997 Gambler 209TE, 2000 ProMax 225 sitting on a 10" plate from Bob's. Fastest GPS so far is 78 with me and all my gear and 45 gallon of fuel.<br />I say so far because it is a new rebuilt engine and it is not...
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    iboats at work

    Just noticed almost 30 more boat mfgs listed today. :cool: <br />Good work iboats, just keep on keeping on.
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    Doctor on the phone

    Patient: "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." <br />Doctor Al: "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" <br />Patient: "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor." <br...
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    You Know You Need A New Lawyer When...

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.<br /><br /> 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."<br /><br /> 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.<br /><br /> 4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."<br /><br...
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    What not to say to a cop

    No offense intended here iboats LEOs.<br />_______________________________________________<br />1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.<br /> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.<br /> 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?<br /> 4...
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    The Dollar Bill

    Take out a one dollar bill and look at it!<br /><br />The one dollar bill you're looking at first came off the presses in 1957 in its present design. This so-called paper money is in fact a cotton and linen blend, with red and blue minute silk fibers running through it. It is actually material...
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    You know you have a bad day when...

    * Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.<br /><br /> * The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.<br /><br /> * You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.<br /><br /> * You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.<br...
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    Trivia 3-2-06

    Next trivia will be this Thursday at 9 PM EST again in the yahoo groups chatroom.<br />Wanted to give some of the other folk a chance to get in on this.<br />If you are not a member yet, go here, iboats member group and join up.<br />jinx will be dishing out the questions this week.<br />He has...
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    Another one gone

    Actor Dennis Weaver has died of cancer, his publicist says.
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    Fiberglass ?

    This is a follow-up to my magnet thread.<br />What kind of glue can I use on fiberglass that will hold a piece of metal to put this light on?
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    One Liners

    Getting information off the Internet is like taking<br />a drink from a fire hydrant.<br /> <br />America is a country where half the money is<br />spent buying food, and the other half is spent<br />trying to lose weight.<br /> <br />When you dream in color, it's a pigment of<br />your...
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