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  1. kenmyfam

    Is it just me ???

    Or is the forum running slowly tonight ??? Seems slower on all our computers.
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    The Pilot

    Had to post this one. His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a twin-engine plane warming up outside a...
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    Congrats Gary H NC

    On making the rank of "Fleet Admiral" I enjoy reading all your posts my friend. Ken
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    Even Alabama is cold !!!!!

    Been here on a business trip at our plant since Monday. Cold !!!!! It even snowed about 1/8" today !!!! Schools closed and warnings all over the place about road closures if we get any more. As a resident of Canada all I can do is smile !!!!!:D:):D
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    Giants victorious over Cowboys !!!

    Giants looked a little more like they should yesterday after a slowish start. Defence looked a lot better to me with the exception of the last Dallas touchdown where they looked like they thought Dallas should have given up by now !!! Anyway far more impressive in my opinion. Lions did not...
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    A Neat Bar Trick

    A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches...
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    Ordering Chicken

    A man studied the menu long and hard, and finally turned to the waiter for help. ?Well,? said the waiter, ?today our special is chicken on a bed of wild rice with green beans almandine and a nice side salad.? ?That sounds great. How is your chicken prepared?? ?We break it to him very gently and...
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    Congrats to jay_merrill

    On becoming a Rear Admiral. You buy and serve the drinks in the Admirals lounge though !!!
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    Anyone Not Winterised Yet ???

    Ours is all tucked up at the side of the garage wrapped in the tarp. Going to hang some Christmas lights off the bow rails. Nothing else we can do with the boat over winter !!!
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    Some Quotes To Ponder Over

    "My ex-wife is going to hell on a scholarship." "T-shirts that get you out of jury duty will not get you through air port security." "Instruction manuals are nothing more than another man's opinion." "Your grandparents have been able to stay together so long because they didn't have to...
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    Go Leafs !!!!

    Nice to see the Maple Leafs with a convincing win last night over the Detroit Red Wings. 5 to 1 !!!! If only they can keep that up !!!!
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    Talking Dog.

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever...
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    Nice little runabout.

    Guy that owns this lives about 10 minutes from me. We keep well clear if he is out on the lake !!!! http://www.turbinemarine.com/project_ZPM.html
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    Everyone Please Read.

    Everyone please read this warning got this this at 7:30 p.m. EST I have not received it here but this warning came from a very reliable source. READ IMMEDIATELY AND PASS IT ON URGENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone is sending out a very cute screen saver of the Budweiser Frogs. If you download it, you...
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    Anyone Winterised Yet ??

    I am hoping to get a couple more trips out next weekend (weather permitting) as it is our Thanksgiving weekend. Then the saddest day of the season. Start the winterising process again. Roll on spring. Anyone else finished their season yet ???
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    Fishing Trip

    A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of a lifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you pack up my things so that they will be ready when I get home?" "Sure, honey," his wife answers."Oh, and could you please pack my blue silk pyjamas?" "Sure...
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    Anyone Tow with a Trailblazer ??

    Got an option on a 2005 Trailblazer with 50,000 km (30,000 miles) on it. Decent price and in extremely good shape. Even if we get it I will be keeping the Jimmy for our son to use. Anybody tow with one of these and if so what do you tow with it and how does it perform ?? Thanks in advance for...
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    First One Getting Married

    Well, our youngest daughter (Melissa) came over last night with boyfriend (Jeff) and he asked for her hand in marriage !!!! Wow what a new experience for me !!! Bottom line though. He is a great guy and they have been an item for 7 years. Looking forward to our first wedding for one of our...
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    It's not cooling !!!

    My buddy is up at the cottage at the moment. He is using a little tinny and a 5.5hp Ted Williams motor. I took it up there last trip and serviced it so it would be ready for action for him. He calls me yesterday evening all in a panic. Did you change the impeller he asks, no I say, well it's not...
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    Sudden Change Of Heart

    Planned to stay home and use the local lake (Lake St Clair) this weekend due to the awful summer we have had so far. Just looked at the forecast for the weekend and we are all off to the cottage tomorrow afternoon instead. Bit of a rush to get things sorted in time but the main thing (the boat)...
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