Zent to derwood

[marcmccain]

For our resident Zen master...<br /><br />The Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says, "Make me one with<br />everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen<br />master, who pays with a $20 bill. The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the<br />cash drawer and closes the drawer. "Where's my change?" asks the Zen master.<br />The hot dog vendor responds: "Change must come from within."

 

[ebbtide176]

Re: Zent to derwood

hehehehe

 

[derwood]

Re: Zent to derwood

truer words have never been spoke. to top it off i think the hot dog vender has been talkin to the local boat docter because he is zen billmakeing. he just closes his eyes and jots a number down on the bill. forget the estiment. he must be putten all ten kids through collage. berkley it seems. gee, glad to be of service maby i'll do a little zen bill paying. close my eyes and see if i get the address right. don't wory doc, checks in the mail. <br />derwood (old moneybags)