Zap ruling needed

[QC]

Up to today I have considered myself unzapped . . .<br /><br />I was close once, but I was reassured by Alden that one had not been officially zapped if one had simply "posted" in a thread that had been entirely zapped, so I elected to retain my zappless claim based on Alden's understanding of the events that transpired.<br /><br />So this brings me to today. I have had a thread of mine locked It is still available for perusal, but not for further posting. So this begs the question: May I still consider myself a Zap Virgin?<br /><br />Please understand, that if it is determined that I am no longer a Zap Virgin that I may embark on journeys similar to those undertaken by others after losing their virginity . . .<br /><br />Sincerely, <br /><br />A frustrated, 40+ year old virgin waiting to emerge from his self imposed chastity

 

[FLATHEAD]

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Nope QC you are not in the Zap club yet. Post up something about cats in boats, that'll get you well on your way.

 

[oddjob]

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yep, still a virgin IMO Very nice essay I might add..

 

[heycods]

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You aint wanting to compete with scrappy are you? <br /><br />Way I read it JB locked it as it was engine topic, but left it here so we or anyone could go read the thread. works out fine for everyone,and your still a virgin.

 

[sangerwaker]

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QC, are you familiar with the term **** buddy? (NO I'm not offering) <br /><br />Just in case you happen to have seen the movie. <br /><br />Anywho, I also would still consider you a zap virgin. The thread's still there right? I was a zap virgin until recently myself. Had been edited a few times, but I had 2 or three of the threads I posted in go bye bye.

 

[alden135]

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Poor QC, no matter how hard he tries, he just can't get zapped <br /><br />Maybe JB will just zap you out of pity

 

[heycods]

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Im not sure how the wife is going to feel when she finds out you are still a virgin, with the "dady the truck no go up hill" thing and all.

 

[QC]

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heycods, just for clarification, that was somebody else's daddy talking about his truck drivin' son . . . and he was trying to describe to me something that the other thread alludes to . . . Low Power

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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QC, from someone that knows what the zap feeling is like, rest assured you have not had it or you would know it.<br />There is no other feeling like it in the world.<br />And the aftersmell. Kinda like burning hairs on your arm. eweeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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BTW, if the thread does have some interest, it might stay, but closed so other people can read it but not load up in that thread when it has to do with some other forum.

 

[Limited-Time]

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QC,<br /> Zap virgin There are 3 (count them three) distinct types of ZAPS, two of which de-flower you if you will.<br /> The first is the ZAP by association; This occurs when you post a "non offensive" post to a thread that you know is destine for the big "Z". You can no more claim "Zapped status" by this action than you can claim “Manhood” by hanging out with guys who achieved “Manhood” before you did.<br /> <br /> The second type is the minor Zap. This is kind of like a first timer, if you will. Posting an inappropriate response to an existing thread hoping to get by (ya know, fast in fast out hoping no one gets hurt) without getting noticed. But you can put a notch on your belt none the less.<br /><br /> The third type is the major ZAP! This occurs when the entire thread YOU initiated disappears from the board. It's kind’a like your High School girlfriend does after her father catches the two of you in a compromising position. This is MAJOR, you get elevated to almost hero status (just like in school) and people start threads ABOUT your thread that was ZAPPED. <br />So until that time your just one of the guys………….or………………….a………………girls whatever the case may be. <br /><br />Hang in there QC, your times coming.

 

[Ron G]

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Thanks for clarifing that LT, i got a notch I guess i can stand tall to be a virgin,I got edited once too,so thats 2 notches Qc your a virgin too,will the day evercome feels like im in highschool again

 

[RubberFrog]

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Definately a cherry.

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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Who knows...maybe this thread will get zzzzzzappped. Ya'll keep talkin' virgins and cherries, next thing ya know, zzzzzzzzzzap!

 

[QC]

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LT,<br /><br />Precisely what I was looking for. Thanks. Alden helped me last time as I misplaced my rulebook. To all that are being patient with my ascension to status as one of the boys, thanks go out to you as well.

 

[JB]

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ZAAAAA. .. .ZAAAAAAAA. . . ZA. . ZZZzzzz.<br />Dang thang broke!!

 

[vipzach]

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Originally posted by Dave Abrahamson:<br /> Who knows...maybe this thread will get zzzzzzappped. Ya'll keep talkin' virgins and cherries, next thing ya know, zzzzzzzzzzap!

I am offended, all this talk about virgins and stuff. JB or SBN, would you please remove QC's thread from my eyes, or I will be forced to complain to iboats higher authority! <br /><br /><br /> Just trying to help QC, cuz you are still a zap virgin!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Man I love my boat. <br /><br />EDIT: Whoops, wrong thread.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Sorry VIP, does not meet the specs of a zap thread yet. See, I said yet.

 

[heycods]

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Spinner the boat dont match your hair, Im thinking you need an aluminum one you know one of those BARE aluminum boats with no paint. <br />I will admit I would take it off your hands but I need a white one like JBs. <br /><br />OK now I have this thread off track or on track I cant tell anymore.