....You May Need A Boater's Safety Class

[Fun Times]

Re: ....You May Need A Boater's Safety Class

If you think launching the boat is unhooking the trailer from the truck's receiver, Then you might need a Boater's Ed. course.

By the way this thread might seem funny And useful to some boater's in a certain way, But also it could be taken as An insult too other's, So you might want to be careful on what you say in here is all Just my .02 worth on this one I hope I did not spoil the party here, This is kind of funny

 

[jonesg]

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eerrr so what exactly IS boaters ed ?

 

[Blue Crabber]

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If you don't know what boaters ed is, you might ....

If you think you don't need boaters ed you might ....

 

[skargo]

Re: ....You May Need A Boater's Safety Class

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If you think 'trim' refers to the ladies, you may need a boaters course.

HAHAHA

 

[Bass Man Bruce]

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If you think red right returning has something to do with Christmas presents you might need.........

 

[HappierWet]

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eerrr so what exactly IS boaters ed ?

ROFLMFAO

 

[Bigprairie1]

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If your neighbour says that his wife gave him the go ahead to 'hang a big Johnson' off the transom, and you blush..thinking he is oversharing....you might need a boaters ed course.
BP

 

[oceansbreeze]

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If you see some rocks or hazards up ahead and need to navigate carefully, and turn to your buddy and say "hold my beer" you might need a boaters safety course..

If you trim up your engine, then open full throttle onto the trailer bunks when retrieving to save time.... you may need a boaters safety course..

If you stand on the transom to go for a pee, while the vessel is in motion, so the momentum prevents any dripping on the boat.... you may need a boater safety course...

 

[f_inscreenname]

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If the first time in a year you start your boat is at the boat ramp on the evening of July 4th....................

 

[HappierWet]

Re: ....You May Need A Boater's Safety Class

If the first time in a year you start your boat is at the boat ramp on the evening of July 4th....................

YOU MAY NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME BOATING

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: ....You May Need A Boater's Safety Class

if you don,t own a Scotsman you need a

No Scottish humor intended.

 

[pduquette]

Re: ....You May Need A Boater's Safety Class

If you can't find the bow on your 'Toon Cause there's no pointy thing ...

If you think they put Fire Extinguishers on your boat to put out the "over done" beer brats ......

If you think the little chrome vents on the back of your boat are for collecting ciggarettes ......

 

[SuperNova]

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If you think you can run at high speed at night because you are watching your GPS REALLY CLOSELY.......you may need a Boater's Ed course

If you put out a bow and stern anchor in a tight anchorage when everybody else is on a single anchor.......you may need a boater's ed course.

If you think it's o.k. to fish in the middle of the channel, you may need a boater's ed course.

If you wonder when they're gonna change out the "Christmas themed buoys" you may need a boater's ed course.

If you think buzzing a downed skier is pretty funny.......you just need to be shot.

 

[Bass Tracker TX17]

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If you stand on the transom to go for a pee, while the vessel is in motion, so the momentum prevents any dripping on the boat.... you may need a boater safety course...

MMMMMMM I was taught that.......

Keeps the boat clean

 

[CheapboatKev]

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If ya think NO WAKE has something to do with funerals...

If ya hail Channel 16 lookin for yer buddy "Goober"....

If HIGH TIDE means another 6 pack......


If ya ignore Small Craft Advisories because ya got a 16 ftr..not some lil jon boat....

 

[HappierWet]

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If you think a chart is a nautical table cloth......

If you wonder why a fly needs a bridge.....

If you " secure " the boat with ski rope or clothesline.....

If you are the only one who drives the boat, your mate and crew may need....