Wimmens, Gotta Love 'em....

avenger79

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LippCJ7 said:
Yeah I tried that once......Woke up in the hospital, so While yes it could lead to better things it would be important to note that the wife has to have favorable view of being spanked first OR not be within arms reach of a baseball bat!!
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ah yes back to the days of hot passionate love...........oh you mean she clocked you one. :D did you spank the wrong girl?
 
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I'm sure for every one you are saying about your woman she is saying 10...
My turn... :)
My lovely girlfriend tried to help me load the boat and the motor now has no loweer unit...
 
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I like to give mine a hard time for float testing not one but two aluminum shove poles. Float test: unsat. The third one, I pulled off the end cap and stuffed the tube with chunks of styrofoam, hopefully enough to be able to grab it. Have not float tested this one.

But to be fair, for every one of those she does, I do four more. We just laugh at ourselves.
 
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avenger79 said:
ah yes back to the days of hot passionate love...........oh you mean she clocked you one. :D did you spank the wrong girl?
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No she's Spanish they call that foreplay, I wear a hard hat at home now! She's actually basque which if you don't know are a people of northern Spain that are pretty viscious fighters, they gave the Germans a hand full in WWII(from my Father in Law). The week me and my wife got married they bombed the airport in Madrid so I asked my wife"uh Sweety? Your cousins just bombed the madrid airport!" She says "yeah so?" So I say "let me get this straight.... you give me grief because Italians are mobsters and sometimes kill each other and you think thats bad but its ok that your people bomb the MADRID AIRPORT?" BTW I'm Italian, She says "oh honey were just misunderstood" So in a nutshell "Wimmens,Gotta Love 'em...."
 
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Sheez! I'd be sleepin with the light on and one eye open.

Wayne
 
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26aftcab454 said:
remember Loraina Bobbitt???:eek:
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This is exactly why I tell my wife I love her several times everyday and try to send her flowers each month......shes a light sleeper too she can hear a mouse fart a mile away while I sleep through a NUCLEAR BLAST!! But to be honest we have a great relationship very loving but we give each other grief as well, I call her my trophy wife and I mean it, She may not be beautiful to others but she is to me and thats what matters.

Ok I'm done kissing butt!! :D

And wasn't Loraina Bobbitt's husband a jerkoff? I don't understand that if your spouse is so bad get out, if they cheat take a bat to their car and get out, if they are mentally or physically abusive, your choice I don't care, I don't stand for abuse in any form. If you strike your wife you should be bound and let her do as she pleases, and then serve your sentence as the court chooses. I have three daughters, Don't hit my kid I don't care if shes 30 one way or the other your going to deal with me.
 
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When taking my brother and his first wife out on her first boat trip, she asked how we can tell the difference between high and low tide.

I looked her straight in the face and explained how we made a mark on the side of the boat at the waterline...

Oh...she said...I see....

Wow....:rolleyes:
 
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Like it has been said many times they know virtually everything except Pie (3.14) it get's my wife everytime she calls me stupid and after 30 yrs you'd think she would remember it by now!!!!!! but another one that get's her is when she refuses to be wrong when she knows she is I just tell her that's why got rid of all the encyclopedias because you know everything. But jst a word to the wise never never! push a argument with a Romanian woman PERIOD!!!!!!!! sometimes I think she's related to Dracula
 
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Sometimes you need a Romanian woman.

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OK, I've got one. One day the GF and I are headed to the lake. We stopped and picked up some food on the way, and were eating as we rode. After a while, as I am literally biting a into a chicken tender, she says to me, "Are you hungry?"
I probably would have choked if my jaw hadn't dropped so far, allowing the bite of chicken to move away from my throat. I said, "Really? I'm putting food in my mouth right now, and you asked me that?" She didn't get it.
I think she meant, "Do you want the rest of mine, because I'm not going to eat any more", but that was the wrong way to word it.

Chris
 
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When taking my brother and his first wife out on her first boat trip, she asked how we can tell the difference between high and low tide.

I looked her straight in the face and explained how we made a mark on the side of the boat at the waterline...

Oh...she said...I see....

Wow....
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AWESOME, Reminds me of a story..


SO we were driving with family up the canyon when I was about 12. my uncle and aunt were with us (pretty much newlyweds) we pass a "Ped Crossing" sign. My aunt asks.. "Whats a PED"

So my uncle (wisecraker) tells this story how when settlers first came west, they used to number in the millions. and how they were a tiny little squirrel like creature with really short legs so they were pretty slow.

As time moves on (he draws the story way out) and progress happens cars come into the picture.. and the short legged "peds" would migrate at night, crossing the roads very slowly with their short little legs (all the time were trying to keep straight faced) but LOTs of them didn't make it because they got ran over. So many that they were endangered.

So the locals put up these signs all over in their migration paths to warn people to watch our for the "peds" But it did not work. because they were so small and slow that finally they were extinct... because so many were run over.

He tells her they left the signs up in memory of the "peds" it was at least two hours of us pointing out more "ped crossing" signs and trying to keep straight faced before she finally said "Your pulling my leg aren't you?"

I think of my aunt every time I see a "ped Crossing" sign
 
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my sister in law. as nice as she is sometimes you gotta wonder.

as my brother, her, our Dad, and I were driving across South Dakota she saw all kinds of cows. she asked why some are white yet others are black. my bro and I explained it in detail. white ones are Heifers, and black ones are Holsteins. the she saw a brown one. bro told her they are a mix between the 2 and are called Holsters. she started to get that "you guys are pullin' my leg" look when I said "he's right, that's where they get the leather for gun holsters." she said "oh, I see it now"
 
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These are great and obviously your gals must not be on iboats.:)
 
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