Twidget
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Wife left me... <br /><br /> <br /><br />I don't understand. <br /><br /> <br /><br />After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - <br /><br /> <br /><br />I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.<br /><br />Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.<br /><br />I said, "Wait a minute! I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"<br /><br />She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."<br /><br />I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"<br /><br />I don't think she'll be back ...........................
