<br /><br />Ken
But do you got ugly women??<br /><br />Originally posted by KenImpZoom:<br /> Aww come on JB I could tell he is just giving us Texans a hard time.<br /><br />We can take it, we got guns.
<br /><br />Ken
Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are!<br /><br />LOL<br /><br />I saw humor in all of Wombat's posts, not bashing.<br /><br />AK ChappyOriginally posted by Big Wombat:<br />I don't think much about either, but if I had to voice an opinion I'd say:<br /><br />1. Guns that can't control themselves shouldn't be allowed to date other guns. How would you feel if one of your guns went out with another gun and came home at 2 a.m. distressed with its breech open and the wrong cartridge jammed in it?<br /><br />2. Properly applied sun block stops your neck getting red. Around Thanksgiving, it is very important to stop getting your neck red so that people don't mistake you for a turkey and chop your head off. If you have a gun you can control the people who might chop your head off. Except turkeys don't have hands, or money, so they can't hold guns or even buy them. This is why turkeys get eaten any time we feel like it.Originally posted by gspig:<br /> Please don't hold back. Tell us what you think about gun control and rednecks.
's, 's, and 's in Wombats posts woulda helped.... Oooh!<br /><br />Stung should he be for not meeting Canadian standards of character.<br /><br />Better would he be if his adult teeth were stuck in a hockey stick along with the remnants of his brain so he could make snuffly noises through his hockey-stick-flattened nose. <br /><br />Not ugly would he be, by the not terribly demanding standards of lonely men in remote Arctic cabins. <br /><br />Character would he have, if he could work out whether to be a dour Canadian / Scot who uses boats to estimate things ("That'd be aboat two feet.") or a Frenchie who wants to secede from the dour Canadians but can't because the other Canadians can't understand what the French are talking aboat. <br /><br />Usually it diminishes a man's standing in the eyes of other men to condemn another man for a lack of character and in so doing to demean himself by committing the crime of which he accuses the other man.<br /><br />Fortunately this does not apply in Canada as the country is full of people with no sense of humor who can't speak proper English, and it's even worse outside the French-speaking areas, so nobody takes any notice of what they say aboat anything.
