Re: Why Texas didn't have a looting problem...
The points to deduce from this cheery pic are:<br /><br />1. Some people need to lose weight.<br /><br />2. The only one to worry about is the clown with the hand cannon on the top left of the sign. None of them look they know what to do with their weapons, but hand cannon man is the only one in the picture who might know what a gun is for as he is is actually aiming his hand howitzer at someone else, being right at the head of the blue shirt man who is holding up the teetering light pole.<br /><br />3. These people are very stupid. When hand howitzer man blows blue shirt's head into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, the pole blue shirt is holding up is going to fall and there will be some unhappiness among those in its path. Also behind it if it comes out by the roots.<br /><br />4. This is a very poor white neighbourhood, where a lot of grinning, mostly overweight, gun toting men congregate to defend to the last the fool who has been detailed to hold up the last light pole in their district to save their world from plunging into darkness.<br /><br />5. This very poor white neighbourhood has been reduced by rising oil prices to relying on electric golf carts to transport the Light Pole Guardsmen from pole to pole in their desperate attempts to avoid plunging into the Stygian darkness which awaits the unarmed.<br /><br />6. Any doubts about their poverty are removed by the shameful height of the grass in the foreground, for they cannot afford even to fuel their mowers to cut it back.<br /><br />7. Any doubts about their poverty and stupidy are removed by the man second from right, who has dragged his left foot along the pavement because he is too stupid, or too drunk, to lift it up an inch to save his sole. (Not his soul.)<br /><br />This pic is a glimpse of our future. <br /><br />Oh, how dark is the future!
<br /><br />You forgot that the thrid guy from the right is about to give himself a stomach wound.<br /><br />Ken
