who's a Star Trek fan ..??

DJ · Dec 10, 2002

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JB, Can't tell if you loved it or hated it? My hieroglithics and smoke signal reading is a bit rusty.

I don't watch much TV. Rather read and/or work on boats. Proffesional (used loosly-very) wrestling-fuggagetaboutit! Rather watch one part polyurethane dry. The Star Trek shows always made me think-what if!

crab bait · Dec 10, 2002

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HEY,, livelong&perousperwood.. you can't be the 'biggest fan on earth' cause at last check ,,, i'm still here on earth.. [ i think ] or some darn 'M-CLASS planet.. hey, any guy who like boats ,fishin' an star trek ,, is ok in my book.. my favorite orignal ,, was bazzaro demintion.. the mean kirk & mean spock.. meeting up with regular kirk & spock in a time worp.. favorite NEXT GEN.. jular & comar on the ocean.. with his sails unfurled.. his arms held wide.. other than WRATH OF KHAN,, what was your favorite movie... until next time phasers on stun...

CalicoKid · Dec 10, 2002

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If someone were to have, say, boxes and boxes of original packaged Star Trek figurines etc. in his basement, would he be able to perhaps interest another fellow(s) in the exchange of such collectables for, say, cash? Christmas is coming! (I know, I know, E-BAY!)

snapperbait · Dec 10, 2002

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My favorite Star Trek Movie was most definately Star Trek IV, "The Voyage Home".... Even though the topic was serious, It had to be the funniest of them all....

88spl · Dec 10, 2002

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Your captain might be a redneck if... Red=Personal Favorite Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month. He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles. You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob." He refers to any intelligent alien race as "critters." He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns." He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coat hanger and aluminum foil. He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section. He says "Get your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies." He hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen. He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle. He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it. He says "Yea Haw! Let's get this puppy movin!!!" instead of "Engage." He has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser. He insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba." He sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster." He programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens. He paints the starship John Deere green with racing stripes. He refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special." He refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp." His moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale. He sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen". His idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls. He wears mirrored shades on the Bridge. His idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' EXO ,Bubba, after a meal of beans and weenies. He sets phaser to "Cajun." He has ordered the Chief Engineer to dig out the jumper cables. The warp reactor is coated in duct tape, Bondo, and Super-Glu. He orders the Sickbay to carry castor oil and turpentine. He lights his cigarettes with his phaser. He keeps livestock in the cargo bay. He refers to the Kobiyashi Maru test as "the best target practice I ever had." He orders the ship into time warp so he can have another go at the "Tuesday Night All-You-Can-Eat Ribs" buffet. The ship, all the shuttlecraft, and the ship's mascot are all named after his favorite movie actresses. TOP TEN BUMPERSTICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE 10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!" 9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it" 8. "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!" 7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!" 6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!" 5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical." 4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?" 3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?" 2. "We brake for cubes!" 1. "Wesley On Board!"

NOSLEEP · Dec 11, 2002

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Isn't it interesting how imagination can become reality. We watched the early star trek shows and saw computers with c/d's and flip phones,and many other gadgets come to life on the tv screen. now we see them in every day life. COOL !

crab bait · Dec 11, 2002

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darn right skippy,, it is pretty neat..!! an you know if we ever make it to the speed of light it'll be called 'WARP SPEED'... [ now if we can just invent the tranporter] some scienctist thinks it's possiable... YO ,,TREKWOOD... i think we met our match with 88spi .. that was gooood ..!!

jee70611 · Dec 11, 2002

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Hey Crabby, They actually have already built one. They have teleported a lazer beam at some college in Australia. I think it's neat really. Only problem is how would the teleport a soul. Oh well, maybe someday it will be perfected. Ya know, they do say that science fact is driven by science fiction. I sometimes watch Star Trek but not too often. Anyone like Stargate SG-1? Now that is an awesome show too

. Check it out on Sci-fi on Friday nights. I'm addicted to it

. I have watched every single episode. I downloaded seasons 1-4 off the net and went on a Stargate watchin' spree

. James

derwood · Dec 11, 2002

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Hey there gentalmen (and Admiral Crabby

) Allright A. Crabby....heres the test: 1: Go into you liveing room and sit on the davenport....Get comfy....Now look up. How many Star Trek ships do you see....I see seven big ones and four small ones (the big ones make sounds and little lights blink all over) Now (imagine) its 7:58 pm and you have your big glass of tea, your feet are up, The lo jack and security alarm on the TV remote are switched to the "on" position and the TV channel is on the Star Trek station....The Alarm on your watch goes of telling you its time for the show to begin.... Quickly....count the number of pepole that scurry from the room like cockroaches when the lights come on for fear of makeing a sound that gets them hit with a work boot to the head. I count three kids, one wife, a cat and the fish in the tank head for the plastic log. 3: How many minutes after Star Trek is over do you still controll the TV? I rule the airwaves for Five minutes post Trek to see the previews for next weeks show....Don't touch the remote unless you only want to count to four on your fingers....you WILL draw back a nub. Of the Star Trek movies I'd have to say that "First Contact" was my favorite. My favorite Episode was the double episode where Warf and Captian Martok had been captured by the Jem Hadar and were forced to fight to the death in matches the dominion had set up to learn the fighting skills of the klingons....Warf put a whoopen on em. ( Gee....can Ya tell that Warf is my favorite character?)(Deep space nine) I like any of the Episodes where there were ship to ship battles....Unfortunatly they were very exspencive to make so thats why there were'nt alot of them or a show with just that stuff in it....And also why there was so much of it in the season premieres....Remember the season premiere of deep space nine with all the ships ready for war....the show was hurten a little and they spent alot of money on that opener to get pepole interested again....worked on me(I'm easy). Yes they have transported stuff....I belive they transported some light photons....They've got a looooooooooong way to go....kinda like counting the grains of sand on the beach and starting with good old number one. Those are some good ones there 88spl

Warpedwood. P.S. 11 minutes to Star Trek.

crab bait · Dec 11, 2002

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.^. yeah,, i do like stargate..it's a good concept.. that richard dean mcguyver,, does a great part.. i really liked the movie,, with kurt russel.. i guess you got me beat,,there.. i look up an all i see is a ceiling fan...but trinkets don't prove nuthin'.... my favorite movie was'' the voyage home''.. all the other previous movies didn't have any of the comedy of the series,, which was a great part of it.. i've been to a trekkie convention before in concord calif.. pretty neat.. shook CHECKOFF'S hand... the reason why he got the part ,, was RODDENBERRY thought he looked like DAVY JONES of the MONKEES.. figured ,, can't go wrong with that..!! heck, i even know who played the original enterprize captain,, CAPTAIN CRISTOPHER PIKE... played by jeff hunter.. he only lasted 'pilot' .. his wife made him quit cause he didn't get enuff camera time...

derwood · Dec 12, 2002

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Thats the dude's name....Thanks Crabby. The only time I had seen him was on the episode where he was in the trial in a wheelchair as an old man. You got me beat....but barly....Star Trek convention just did nose me out. Bet you did'nt know that the Galaxy Class Star ship (Enterprize C,D and E) all have a Captians Yahct....

Trekwood.

crab bait · Dec 12, 2002

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no FANACTICWOOD,, i concide to you ... i was just 'pushin' ya...[but my experiances are true] anyone who has multi starships hangin' from the ceiling ,, alarm set to 'GO',, ..work boot throwin' ammo handy,, an ''master'' of the remote... GOTS ME BEAT... plus i don't think i HAVE seen them all,, let alone twice... i give you the 'captains chair'... plus the 'juries' still out with me on ENTERPRIZE...H A T E. the song... an they need more action... like the captain ,tho. did see the real model of NCC 1701 .. NOT 'A' ,'B','C' or bloody 'd' just ncc 1701 at the 'smithsonion'. . [scotty] the captain pike one was cool.. jeff hunter made ,, hands down the perfect starfleet captain..!! he was good...!! the episode was called:: MENAGERIE they got captured by these 'a$$head'people.. had a big booty on the back of there heads..BUT the crew didn't know .. and was put in this big invisable cage.. thrown scenario after scenario.. so the 'a$$heads' could watch..cause they used to be a violent race but now can't manifest violence.. but the 'crew' didn't know about this.. it's good one..

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