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OK I need a score card to keep up with who's who, and the avatar changes.
That would be RubberFrog+RamboCat, Not RubberFrog+FuglyDog Correct??
Truckers just love it when you say that.
Convoy.......<br />(Uh breaker 1-9 this here's the rubber duck you got a copy on me pig'pen c'mon<br />Uh yeah 10-4 pig-pen fo sure for sure by golly it's clean clear to flag town c'mon<br />Yeah that a 10-4 there pig-pen yeah we definitely got the front door good buddy<br />Mercy sakes alive looks like we got us a convoy)<br /><br />Was the dark of the moon on the six of June in a Kenworth pullin' logs<br />Cabover Pete with a reefer on and a Jimmy Hauling hogs<br />We's headin' for bear on I-one-oh bout a mile out a shaky-town<br />I sez pig-pen this here's a rubber duck and I'm about to put the hammer down<br />(Cause we got a little ol' convoy rockin' thru the night<br />Yeah we got a little convoy ain't she a beautiful sight<br />Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get it in your way<br />We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA convoy convoy)<br /><br />(Uh breaker pig-pen this here's the duck and a-you wanna back off with them hogs<br />10-4 bout five mile or so 10 roger them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here)<br /><br />By the time we got into Tulsa town we had eighty trucks in all<br />But they's a road-block upon the clover-leaf and them bears was all to wall<br />Yeah them smokies as thick as bucks on a bumper they even had a bear in the air<br />I sez callin' all trucks this here's the duck we about to go a-huntin' bear<br />(Cause we got a little ol' convoy...<br />(Uh you wanna gimme a 10-9 on that pig-pen<br />Uh negatory pig-pen you're still too close<br />Yeah them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses<br />Mercy sakes you better back off another ten)<br /><br />Well we rolled up Interstate 44 like a rocked sled on rails<br />We tore up all of our swindle sheets and left 'em sittin' on the scales<br />By the time we hit that chi-town them bears was a gettin' smart<br />They'd brought up some reinforcements from the Illinois national guard<br />There was armored cars and tanks and jeeps and rigs of every size<br />Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears and choppers filled the skies<br />Well we shot the line and we went for broke with a thousand screamin' trucks<br />And 11 long haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus<br />(Oh rubber duck to sod buster come on here yeah 10-4 sod buster<br />Listen you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey<br />Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)<br /><br />Well we laid a strip for the Jersey shore and prepared to cross the line<br />I could see the bridge was lined with bears but I didn't have a doggone dime<br />I said pig-pen this here's the rubber duck we just ain't a gonna pay no toll<br />So we crashed the gate doin' 98 I said let them truckers roll 10-4<br />(Cause we got a little ol' convoy...<br /><br />(Uh 10-4 pig-pen what's your 20 Omaha well they oughta know what to do <br />With them hogs out there for sure<br />Well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on out of here<br />So keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your tail<br />And we'll ketch ya on the flip-flop<br />This here's the rubber duck on the side we gone bye bye)<br />**********
