Kenneth Brown
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One Nation Under God<br /><br />A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He<br />shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no<br />God, the expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and<br />further, he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling<br />he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this<br />platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"<br /><br />The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten<br />minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm<br />still waiting."<br /><br />His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just<br />released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to<br />the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him *** over<br />teacups from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At first<br />the students were shocked and babbled in confusion.<br /><br />The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class<br />fell silent...waiting.<br />Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine<br />in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he<br />yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"<br /><br />"God was busy. He sent me."<br /><br />God Bless America
