What's your New Name??

dolluper

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Follow these instructions and see what you come up with,it's good for a laugh<br />Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:<br /> <br />a = snickle<br />b = doombah<br />c = goober<br />d = cheesey<br />e = crusty<br />f = greasy<br />g = dumbo<br />h = farcus<br />i = dorky<br />j = doofus<br />k = funky<br />l = boobie<br />m = sleezy<br />n = sloopy<br />o = fluffy<br />p = stinky<br />q = slimy<br />r = dorfus<br />s = snooty<br />t = tootsie<br />u = dipsy<br />v = sneezy<br />w = liver<br />x = skippy<br />y = dinky<br />z = zippy<br /> <br />2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:<br /> <br />a = dippin<br />b = feather<br />c = batty<br />d = burger<br />e = chicken<br />f = barffy<br />g = lizard<br />h = waffle<br />i = farkle<br />j = monkey<br />k = flippin<br />l = fricken<br />m = bubble<br />n = rhino<br />o = potty<br />p = hamster<br />q = buckle<br />r = gizzard<br />s = lickin<br />t = snickle<br />u = chuckle<br />v = pickle<br />w = hubble<br />x = dingle<br />y = gorilla<br />>z = girdle<br /> <br />3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:<br />a = butt<br />b = boob<br />c = face<br />d = nose<br />e = hump<br />f = breath<br />g = pants<br />h = shorts<br />i = lips<br />j = honker<br />k = head<br />l = tush<br />m = chunks<br />n = dunkin<br />o = brains<br />p = biscuits<br />q = toes<br />r = doodle<br />s = fanny<br />t = sniffer<br />u = sprinkles<br />v = frack<br />w = squirt<br />x = humperdinck<br />y = hiney<br />z = juice<br /> <br />Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.<br /> <br />And I ended up with Dipsy Dippinface :D
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: What's your New Name??

sloopy gorilla tush<br /><br />I hate it when that happens :D <br /><br />Ken
 

Twidget

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Re: What's your New Name??

Dipsy Burgerbutt. <br /><br />Where was this when I was looking for a screen name? :D
 

txswinner

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Re: What's your New Name??

Boy, have the post go to heck, maybe I should stay here just to keep you sober!
 

QC

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Re: What's your New Name??

Sneezy Dippinchunks for me.
 

Realgun

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Re: What's your New Name??

I wonder if you can reverese engineer a real name here. :D
 

Pony

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Re: What's your New Name??

tootsie battyshorts.....kinda girlie :(
 
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