Re: What to do when you run a Volvo SX aground
Well! I contacted Volvo. I spoke to their Volvo of America office in Virginia. Here's a fact list that is based on that conversation:
So, I am preparing a written brief and am copying the CEO of Volvo of America -- which happens to be a VERY small office.
Here's the bigger picture of what I learned after the frustrating 45 minute discussion with Volvo (and they were very defensive).
Listen: We have this notion that buying a boat or car involves such a statement about ourselves -- we want to have the best, most reliable vehicle that we seek to buy new things under warranty. We want NEW boats. New cars. Newness implies that we're protected. It's better! If something goes wrong -- The Company will stand behind its product. Besides, if it's new, the chances of having a problem in the first place are minimized. And by golly, if there is a problem we take it to an authorized dealership!
You work on your own car or boat? People think that you're crazy! The best way to keep your equipment running is to rely on the "professionals" at authorized dealers.
Bullcrap.
Do you know what Volvo told me? "Authorized dealer" only means that the shop agrees to send one of their mechanics to receive training every two years! THAT qualifies them to do warranty work. Warranty work means Authorized Dealer. You could have a shop full of careless substandard mechanics reporting to a scumbag owner and as long as one of them takes training every 2 years, they can be an Authorized Volvo dealership! There are no standards, rules, or minimum guidlines of customer service. No surveys, feedback scores, allowable number of complaints -- there is no other obligation. Report a problem about an authorized dealership as i did today and you'll hear these words stridently spoken to you: "So what are you asking us to do? We don't control them!" You report: "I picked this shop because they are listed on your website as an authorized dealer. That implies that there should be some set of professionalism and service that you stand behind."
You should definitely say that. Video tape the response and post it on YouTube if you can. I'll get the popcorn to hear their indignant response.
What does this mean?
Trust YOURSELF. Stop believing in the myth that spending your retirement money on new crap means one iota more of service or peace of mind.
From now on, unless there is some tool that I can not afford, all service on my boat will be done by me. If I must have repairs done by a so-called professional, I will chose the guy who seems to have character and honesty. Volvo as a SERVICE organization is a myth. Volvo may or may not make good PRODUCT (with all of the problems I've seen, the jury is out on that), but to be clear, there's no such thing as Volvo "support." If you find yourself dialing Volvo's number as I did today, and if you dial that number with a problem that requires "support" you're going to find out really fast that at the end of the day YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. You're on your own and you probably have a whole lot less money than you would have had you been self reliant.
Shoot! I could have bought several dial indicators with the money I threw away at the Volvo Authorized dealership. The time it took -- including time lost on the phone today, towing the boat, and listening to the mechanic was enough to drop the outdrive and replace the coupler. A man named James Brown wrote a song in which he sang, "How long must I suffer for one mistake?"
My next steps are to write the CEO of Volvo -- I expect him to do nothing. I will file a claim with the insurance company. I will not report the activity of the San Jose shop that billed me for talking to their mechanic after THEY asked me to speak to him. Why? It will do no good. A basic rule is this: You can't regulate businesses into being honest.
Well! I contacted Volvo. I spoke to their Volvo of America office in Virginia. Here's a fact list that is based on that conversation:
- Volvo of America does not include technical experts. There is no person working there that can comment as to whether simply eyeballing the propeller is a correct procedure; no one who can quote tolerances; no one who can even recommend someone to talk to.
- Volvo of America is not vey helpful. "We can not get involved in what our dealerships do."
- Volvo of Sweden is where any kind of technical assistance can be provided.
- Volvo of America can NOT take action on any complaint unless it is provided in writing.
So, I am preparing a written brief and am copying the CEO of Volvo of America -- which happens to be a VERY small office.
Here's the bigger picture of what I learned after the frustrating 45 minute discussion with Volvo (and they were very defensive).
Listen: We have this notion that buying a boat or car involves such a statement about ourselves -- we want to have the best, most reliable vehicle that we seek to buy new things under warranty. We want NEW boats. New cars. Newness implies that we're protected. It's better! If something goes wrong -- The Company will stand behind its product. Besides, if it's new, the chances of having a problem in the first place are minimized. And by golly, if there is a problem we take it to an authorized dealership!
You work on your own car or boat? People think that you're crazy! The best way to keep your equipment running is to rely on the "professionals" at authorized dealers.
Bullcrap.
Do you know what Volvo told me? "Authorized dealer" only means that the shop agrees to send one of their mechanics to receive training every two years! THAT qualifies them to do warranty work. Warranty work means Authorized Dealer. You could have a shop full of careless substandard mechanics reporting to a scumbag owner and as long as one of them takes training every 2 years, they can be an Authorized Volvo dealership! There are no standards, rules, or minimum guidlines of customer service. No surveys, feedback scores, allowable number of complaints -- there is no other obligation. Report a problem about an authorized dealership as i did today and you'll hear these words stridently spoken to you: "So what are you asking us to do? We don't control them!" You report: "I picked this shop because they are listed on your website as an authorized dealer. That implies that there should be some set of professionalism and service that you stand behind."
You should definitely say that. Video tape the response and post it on YouTube if you can. I'll get the popcorn to hear their indignant response.
What does this mean?
Trust YOURSELF. Stop believing in the myth that spending your retirement money on new crap means one iota more of service or peace of mind.
From now on, unless there is some tool that I can not afford, all service on my boat will be done by me. If I must have repairs done by a so-called professional, I will chose the guy who seems to have character and honesty. Volvo as a SERVICE organization is a myth. Volvo may or may not make good PRODUCT (with all of the problems I've seen, the jury is out on that), but to be clear, there's no such thing as Volvo "support." If you find yourself dialing Volvo's number as I did today, and if you dial that number with a problem that requires "support" you're going to find out really fast that at the end of the day YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. You're on your own and you probably have a whole lot less money than you would have had you been self reliant.
Shoot! I could have bought several dial indicators with the money I threw away at the Volvo Authorized dealership. The time it took -- including time lost on the phone today, towing the boat, and listening to the mechanic was enough to drop the outdrive and replace the coupler. A man named James Brown wrote a song in which he sang, "How long must I suffer for one mistake?"
My next steps are to write the CEO of Volvo -- I expect him to do nothing. I will file a claim with the insurance company. I will not report the activity of the San Jose shop that billed me for talking to their mechanic after THEY asked me to speak to him. Why? It will do no good. A basic rule is this: You can't regulate businesses into being honest.