What should happen to Steve?

Admin5

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Please view front page of these boards for reason of this post. Since we lost 27 days worth of valuable information and advice I think we should make Steve spend 27 straight days watching reality TV shows. Again I really am sorry this happened and I will personally make sure that we take the steps to avoid this happening again.<br /><br />Any other ideas anyone? :mad:
 

sloopy

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Can you make me Dock BOy again? :(
 

bKelly

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Spend 27 days worth of digging “Logs” out of Derwoods new shed. :D
 

JB

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Hmmmm. Buried to the neck beside a fire ant mound and smeared with gravy (Fire ants are carnivores)?<br /><br />Set adrift at sea in a B'liner with rotted stringers powered by a Force 50 that has no spark?<br /><br />Election monitor in Broward County, FL?<br /><br />Make him answer all posts asking how to double the hp of an outboard by changing jets.<br /><br />Yes, That's it. :D
 

bKelly

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

How about the “Official Spark Tester”?<br /><br />He can hold the spark plug while someone turns the motor over. :eek:
 

sloopy

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Make him be my father for 27 days.... :D
 

trollhole

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Well I guess I'll just have to tell everyone how great it is fishing down here in the South this winter :D again!<br />I think Steve should have to reply to everyone of Sloopy's post for the rest of the year! That would teach him to screw around. And each day write a reply to this post saying how sorry he is.<br />lol just kidding! Great board even if it lost a little of it's data! I assume ya'll back up to DDS tapes every night I think Steve should Get the title of DDS boy for a while.
 

ob

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Make him cut up into bite size pieces and eat all of the old software removed and swallow with fecal bilge water from a Haitian refugee boat. Oh , and also , his name is Stevie now.
 

mellowyellow

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

make steve dock boy and promote Sloop to<br />sys. admin.... he can be Admin666 :p <br />then Steve has to go Shady fishing with Paybackwood<br />in a thunderstorm, powered by Sloopy's new jet<br />motor.... while sitting on several new Rapala's. :eek:
 

bKelly

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

I believe Paybackwood could serve justice here with a hand full of strings and a pair of side cutters. The jet engine on the shady might be interesting also. :D
 

coupedeville

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

All that research gone in the blink of an eye...<br />We can't really b*tch too loudly though, after all, iboats gives us this site for free. I know what they mean now about having the wind taken out of your sails. :( :( :( <br />Keelhauling Steve won't bring anything back.<br /><br />Not only that, but I've been demoted from Captain! :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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Re: What should happen to Steve?

i think he should suck the ink out of octopi and then use that ink to write letters to all and beg for forgivness.
 

jetdriven

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

Make him walk the plank with my Clinton 5 hp chained to an ankle!
 

KeltonKrew

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Re: What should happen to Steve?

make him be productive. I'm getting ready to remove all bottom paint and other paint on my boat. Have him come do this task for me and we will think about giving him a break.<br /><br />BTW, who is Steve. How come I just now heard of him. Is this some kind of ploy to blame someone who isn't "real"<br /><br />What's bad is that my post on the Almold Joy Cake that I (or shall I say my wife) put up for Bart Sr. is gone!<br /><br />If you want it back, here it is:<br /> http://users3.ev1.net/~keltonkrew/almondjoycake.pdf
 
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