sangerwaker
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:<br /><br />What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?<br /><br />Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:<br /><br />If:<br />A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:<br />1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.<br /><br />Then:<br /><br />H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K<br />8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% <br /><br /><br />and<br /><br /><br />K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E<br />11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%<br /><br />But,<br /><br />A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E <br />1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%<br /><br />And,<br /><br />B-U-L-L-$-H-*-T<br />2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%<br /><br />AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.<br /><br />A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G<br />1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%<br /><br />So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull$h*t and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.<br /><br /><br /> 
