What is snot for?

QC

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I am sitting in a Management Team planning session. I am bored stiff. I have a sinus infection. I have blown my nose about 722 times. Around nose blowing incident 537 I started to wonder what snot is for. What's its purpose? Why do we manufacture it?
 

dolluper

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Re: What is snot for?

it's for making sure little kids have something to eat o:) Eactly it helps in bowal movement>>>>phew
 

RPJS

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Re: What is snot for?

It gives us all a reason to examine a hanky after blowing our nose. There would be no fun at all in a cold otherwise.

:devil::devil:
 

rolmops

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Re: What is snot for?

It is there to gross out people when you suck it up real loud.
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: What is snot for?

what snot is for.
In colder latitudes it helps one.....
Keep a stiff upper lip! d:).....JK
 

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Re: What is snot for?

didn't you ever see Osmosis Jones with Chris Rock and Bill Murray? it's how you kick germ's asses.
 

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Re: What is snot for?

Snot is for making glass door knobs slipperyer.....
 

Dunaruna

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Re: What is snot for?

[colour=blue]That question should be brainstormed by the management team!!
 

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Re: What is snot for?

It's to put on your toast in the morning!8)

Don't you remember that old margarine commercial? The jingle went, "If you think it's butter, but it's SNOT, it's Chiffon.":%

(or something like that, anyway ... )
 

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Re: What is snot for?

The reason you have a seemingly inexhaustible supply of mucus when suffering from a cold is that the mucus-producing cells lining your nasal cavity extract the stuff mostly from your blood, of which needless to say you have a vast supply. The blood transports the raw materials (largely water) from other parts of the body. Fluid from your blood diffuses through the capillary walls and into the cells and moments later winds up in your handkerchief. (This process isn't unique to mucus; blood is the highway for most of your bodily fluids) Incidentally, you produce less mucus than you may think. One experiment showed that on the peak day of a cold the average person produces about 14 grams of drippings, or roughly half an ounce.

Ninety-five percent of mucus is H2O, while the remainder is protein, carbohydrate, lipids, and miscellaneous, the proportions and nature of which vary.
 

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Re: What is snot for?

ROTFLMAO at this whole thread.
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Re: What is snot for?

Here are few explanations I found on the web:

Mucus is a thick and slimy secretion from mucous membranes and glands. It contains mucin (a slippery lubricant), white blood cells, inorganic salts, water, and cells that have peeled away from tissue. It lubricates and protects areas of the body where mucous membranes are present -- the digestive tract included. Mucus also makes swallowing easier, prevents stomach acid from harming your stomach wall, and catches smoke, particles, and other pollutants in your airways so they won't enter the lungs. Mucus also facilitates sexual intercourse. Is this goo good or bad? It's definitely good because it does all of the above, but "bad" when it drips on your books, keeps you up at night, and gathers in gobs at the back of your throat.

Facial tissues and handkerchiefs were designed to receive and conceal snot -- sidewalks, walls, and water fountains were not. Preventive nose wiping and blowing should cut down on the quantity of goo that collects in your nose and throat, and thus the dripping and desire to launch it.

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When you have a cold the linings of your nose and / or throat swell. Thick, clear liquid called mucus forms and its purpose is to wash away the germs.

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In the nose, mucous has two roles. Along with tiny hair-like projections called cilia (SILLY-UH), it traps dust, bacteria, and other small particles breathed in with air. Working together as a filtering team, they make the air easier to breathe, cleaner and more free of such harmful things as bacteria.
But mucous also lubricates and protects the nose. So it's pretty complicated stuff.
Basically, it's a mixture of water and the particles that it and the cilia filter out. It also includes shed epithelial (EH-PI-THEEL-EE-AL) cells, dead leukocytes (LOO-KUH-SITES), dead bacteria and their products, mucin (MEW-SUN), and inorganic salts.
Epithelial cells line all the inside surfaces of your body, including your nose. They die and are shed much like the skin that peels off in the shower when you have a sunburn. Mucous acts like a shower in your nose, washing away the elderly cells.
White blood cells, or leukocytes, are soldiers in the war on bacteria and other foreign material in your nose. Leukocytes protect your nose (and your body) by swallowing all that bad stuff. Then they die and are washed out in mucous.

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The skin and mucous membranes form the body's first line of defense against disease. Most microscopic pathogens, or microbes, cannot pass through unbroken skin, although they can easily enter through cuts and other wounds. Mucous membranes protect internal organs that are connected with the outside of the body. These membranes, which line the respiratory, digestive, urinary, and reproductive tracts, secrete a sticky fluid called mucus, which traps microbes. The mucus may then be expelled from the body, perhaps in a cough or sneeze or in feces. If the mucus is swallowed, digestive juices kill the microbes.

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As part of your daily fertility chart, monitoring changes in cervical mucus (CM, cervical fluids) is pivotal in determining the best time to make procreative love. ... Ooops, wrong mucous.

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Seems there are as many answers as there are colors shapes and sizes of...
 

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Re: What is snot for?

roscoe said:
Mucus also facilitates sexual intercourse.
For this reason alone I am give snot its due, but . . .

roscoe said:
Thick, clear liquid called mucus forms and its purpose is to wash away the germs.
While staring at the contents of my tissue(s), this is kinda what I figured. But think about this for a minute. In my case, I don't have a cold. Basically my snot is infected, so what does my body do? Makes more snot. Just doesn't seem right. Do you think people died of this carp before they made antibiotics? :%
 

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Re: What is snot for?

QC said:
roscoe said:
Mucus also facilitates sexual intercourse.
For this reason alone I am give snot its due, but . . .
Sure seems a lot easier to just get some KY than to spit that stuff up there....
 

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Re: What is snot for?

As a professional in the health care field, my response is

Everyone's doing it,doing it,doing it.
Pickin' their nose and chewing it,chewing,it.
Some say it's candy but I know it's not.
It's a hot snot sundae with a booger on top.
 
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Re: What is snot for?

It appears QC is not the only one bored on this board.;)
I charactiscally delete all my cookies when departing this site and thought I had done so last night. Upon arrival this morning it appeared that I had opened or responded to this thread, but could not remember why. I still don't know why I opened it and how I could possible have forgotten doing it. :(
 

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Re: What is snot for?

What is snot for?

Would you be asking about white, red, brown, green, yellow, or clear?
 
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