What a shame, funny
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.<br />The bartender asks, Whats wrong? The old man looks at the bartender through<br />Teary eyes and between sobs says, I married a beautiful woman two days ago. Shes a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,<br />Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.<br />The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?<br />The old man looks at the bartender and says, I cant remember where I live!
