What a Discovery!!

scrapper

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What a discovery!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />> Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists<br />>released the results of a recent analysis that<br />>revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men<br />>should take a concerned look at their beer<br />>consumption.<br />><br />> The theory is that beer contains female hormones<br />>(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking<br />>enough beer, men turn into women.<br />><br />> To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer<br />>each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed<br />>that 100% of the test subjects:<br />><br />> 1) argued over nothing.<br />><br />> 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.<br />><br />> 3) Gained weight.<br />><br />> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.<br />><br />> 5) Became overly emotional.<br />><br />> 6) Couldn't drive.<br />><br />> 7) Failed to think rationally<br />><br />> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.<br />><br />><br />> No further testing was considered necessary.<br />><br />> Send this to the men you know to warn them about<br />>drinking too much beer!<br />><br />><br />><br />> And send it to your women friends to give them a good<br />>laugh! If you think they can handle it. :D :D
 

JB

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Re: What a Discovery!!

The good ones keep coming back, and back, and back. :)
 

fireship1

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The mods have too much love for you to poof any of your jokes scrapper. :D You bring humor to this board. That destracts us from the uuhh...less funny threads. ;)
 

POINTER94

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Buddy sent me this what do you think the outcome of this little shin dig might be?<br /><br />Don't you just love how they give such an excellent discription of the stolen items. You could send out an APB based on that. Of course in WI you would have 1/3 of the state arrested in a week or less.<br /><br /> <br />FRIDAY, Feb. 24, 2006, 6:10 p.m.<br />By Don Behm<br />Thieves take $26,380 worth of beer<br />Thousands of cans and bottles of Miller Genuine Draft and Miller Light, valued at $26,380, were removed from a semi-trailer found abandoned at an Oak Creek truck stop earlier this week, authorities said today.<br /><br />In a daring nighttime caper that started Friday evening in Richfield, someone backed a truck up to a beer-filled semi-trailer from the Millis Transfer Inc. yard, 3001 Highway 167, Washington County Sheriff Brian Rahn said.<br /><br />Not a single bottle or can remained in the semi-trailer when it was found Monday at the Pilot Travel Center truck stop at 2031 W. Ryan Road, Rahn said. Thieves left only a few pieces of shrink wrap and several wooden pallets behind.<br /><br />"Either they were some awful big drinkers or it was a large-scale operation and it was done with the intent to resell the beer on the black market," Rahn said. There are no suspects, but investigators are reviewing video surveillance tapes from both locations, he said.<br /><br />The semi-trailer inventory included: 384 24-packs of Miller Genuine Draft in 12-ounce glass bottles valued at $5,760; 560 18-packs of Miller Genuine Draft in 12-ounce glass bottles valued at $7,280; 980 18-packs of Miller Genuine Draft in 12-ounce aluminum cans valued at $12,740, and 40 24-packs of Miller Lite 16-ounce plastic bottles valued at $600.
 

scrapper

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Re: What a Discovery!!

Nope !! Twasnt me, as you can see by my avatar I carries My own . PS> Anyone want a mess of empty bottles & cans? :D :D
 
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