POINTER94
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25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP <br /><br />1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. <br />2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. <br />3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. <br />4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. <br />5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. <br />6. You watch the Weather Channel. <br />7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. <br />8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. <br />9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." <br />10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door <br /> won't turn down the stereo. <br />11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. <br />12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. <br />13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. <br />14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers <br />15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. <br />16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. <br />17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. <br />18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather <br /> than settle your stomach. <br />19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and <br /> pregnancy tests.<br />20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." <br />21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. <br />22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to <br /> drink that much again." <br />23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. <br />24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. <br />25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign that<br />doesn't apply to <br /> you..........and can't find a single one to save your sorry old ***