Wednesday Funnies

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

"Last Laugh"<br /> <br />Tom called his kids together, held up a toy<br />and said that the one who never talked<br />back to mother and did everything she<br />said would be the one to get the toy.<br /> <br />Three small voices answered in unison.<br />"Okay, dad, you can have it."<br /> <br /><br />________________________________________________<br />"The Canonical List Of Phone Songs"<br />Version 1.0<br /> <br />Commas are pauses, hyphens are held notes.<br /> <br />Mary Had A Little Lamb<br /> <br />3212333,222,133,212333322321<br /> or<br />3212333,222,133,3212333322321<br /> or<br />3212333,222,399,3212333322321<br /> <br />Jingle Bells<br /> <br />333,333,39123,666-663333322329,<br />333,333,39123,666-6633,399621<br /> or<br />333,333,39123,666,6633,3332232,<br />9,333,333,39123,666,66333399621<br /> <br />Frere Jacques<br /> <br />1231,1231,369,369,9*9631,9*9631,<br />111,111<br /> <br />Olympic Fanfare<br /> <br />3-9-91231,2222-32112312,3-9-91231,<br />2222-32112321<br /> <br />The Butterfly Song<br /> <br />963,23621,3693236236932362,963,23621<br /> <br />Happy Birthday<br /> <br />112,163,112,196,110,8521,008,121<br /> <br />Generic Arabian tune<br /> <br />453 54 4569564 459 9#95458 8987 453 54<br />

 

[KaGee]

Re: Wednesday Funnies

LOL! <br /><br />A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under the roof department store" looking for a job. <br />The manager says " Do you have any sales experience?"<br />The kid says " Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Missouri."<br />Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.<br />"You start tomorrow, I'll come down after we close and see how you did."<br />His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.<br />After the store was locked up, the boss came down, "How many sales did you make today?"<br />The kid says "One."<br />The boss says, "Just one?!! Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day! How much was the sale for?"<br />The kid says " $101,237.64"<br />The boss says, "$101,237.64? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SELL?"<br />Kid says, " First I sold him a small fish hook, then I sold him a medium fish hook, then I sold him a larger fish hook, then I sold him a new fishing rod, then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."<br />The boss said, " A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK??"<br />The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing..."