WANTED_____ good or not so good fishing jokes

[gm280]

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.

One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales.

The baby weighed 21 lbs 13 oz.

(copied from a joke website)

 

[jrttoday]

Sooooo, you and your fishing buddy have that big guided trip early tomorrow morning. But 4:00AM isn't your best time of day and you like the "snooze button".
Well, I checked this out on Snopes, and it works!!!!
Place a mousetrap on top of your clock and you WILL wake up!!! Might even break you of the habit!!!