carrotsnapper
Petty Officer 1st Class
- Joined
- Nov 17, 2004
- Messages
- 243
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!<br /> <br />Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working<br />under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story<br />of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their<br />car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on<br />with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.<br /><br />The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the<br />car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from<br />under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of **********<br />turned private parts into glaringly public ones.<br /><br />Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,<br />quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into<br />place.On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found<br />herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.<br /><br />The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his<br />forehead.
