JoeW
Senior Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2003
- Messages
- 664
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life<br /> <br />Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart<br /> <br />Heaven's Just A Sin Away<br /> <br />Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me<br /> <br />Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 
<br /> <br />Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares<br /> <br />How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?<br /> <br />How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?<br /> <br />How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?<br /> <br />I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral<br /> <br />I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life <br /> <br />I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy<br /> <br />I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling<br /> <br />I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me<br /><br />I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal<br /> <br />I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You<br /> <br />I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well<br /> <br />I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)<br /> <br />I Meant Every Word That He Said<br /> <br />I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better<br /><br />I Wanna Whip Your Cow<br /> <br />I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!<br /> <br />I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win <br /> <br />I'd Rather Have A Free Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Pre-Frontal Lobotomy <br /> <br />I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue<br /> <br />I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home<br /><br />I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon<br /> <br />I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life<br /><br />I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here<br /> <br />I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised<br /> <br />I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart <br /> <br />I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat<br /> <br />I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time<br /> <br />I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You<br /> <br />I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line<br /> <br />If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will<br /> <br />If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Whose I'd Find On You<br /><br />If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now<br /> <br />If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low<br /> <br />If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You<br /> <br />If The Jukebox Took Teardrops, I'd Cry All Night Long<br /> <br />If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me<br /> <br />If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure<br /><br />If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)<br /> <br />If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will<br /><br />If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?<br /> <br />It Ain't Love, But It Ain't Bad<br /><br />It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long<br /><br />Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me<br /><br />Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)<br /> <br />May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose<br /> <br />My Every Day Silver Is Plastic<br /><br />My John Deere Was Breaking My Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart<br /> <br />My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him<br /> <br />Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You<br /> <br />Oh, Lord! It's Hard To Be Humble When You're Perfect In Every Way<br /> <br />Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill<br /> <br />Please Bypass This Heart<br /> <br />She Feels Like A New Man Tonight<br /> <br />She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart<br /> <br />She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty<br /><br />Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love<br /> <br />Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You<br /> <br />Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone<br /> <br />The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"<br /> <br />They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out<br /><br />Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart<br /> <br />What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me<br /> <br />When We Get Back To the Farm, That's When We Really Go To Town<br /> <br />When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In<br /> <br />Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?<br /> <br />You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play<br /><br />You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith, Too<br /> <br />You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat<br /><br />You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me<br /> <br />You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life<br /> <br />You're A Cross I Can't Bear<br /> <br />You're Ruining My Bad Reputation<br /> <br />You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly<br /><br />
<br /> <br />Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares<br /> <br />How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?<br /> <br />How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?<br /> <br />How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?<br /> <br />I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral<br /> <br />I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life <br /> <br />I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy<br /> <br />I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling<br /> <br />I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me<br /><br />I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal<br /> <br />I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You<br /> <br />I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well<br /> <br />I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)<br /> <br />I Meant Every Word That He Said<br /> <br />I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better<br /><br />I Wanna Whip Your Cow<br /> <br />I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!<br /> <br />I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win <br /> <br />I'd Rather Have A Free Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Pre-Frontal Lobotomy <br /> <br />I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue<br /> <br />I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home<br /><br />I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon<br /> <br />I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life<br /><br />I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here<br /> <br />I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised<br /> <br />I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart <br /> <br />I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat<br /> <br />I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time<br /> <br />I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You<br /> <br />I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line<br /> <br />If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will<br /> <br />If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Whose I'd Find On You<br /><br />If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now<br /> <br />If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low<br /> <br />If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You<br /> <br />If The Jukebox Took Teardrops, I'd Cry All Night Long<br /> <br />If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me<br /> <br />If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure<br /><br />If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)<br /> <br />If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will<br /><br />If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?<br /> <br />It Ain't Love, But It Ain't Bad<br /><br />It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long<br /><br />Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me<br /><br />Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)<br /> <br />May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose<br /> <br />My Every Day Silver Is Plastic<br /><br />My John Deere Was Breaking My Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart<br /> <br />My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him<br /> <br />Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You<br /> <br />Oh, Lord! It's Hard To Be Humble When You're Perfect In Every Way<br /> <br />Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill<br /> <br />Please Bypass This Heart<br /> <br />She Feels Like A New Man Tonight<br /> <br />She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart<br /> <br />She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty<br /><br />Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love<br /> <br />Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You<br /> <br />Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone<br /> <br />The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"<br /> <br />They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out<br /><br />Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart<br /> <br />What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me<br /> <br />When We Get Back To the Farm, That's When We Really Go To Town<br /> <br />When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In<br /> <br />Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?<br /> <br />You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play<br /><br />You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith, Too<br /> <br />You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat<br /><br />You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me<br /> <br />You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life<br /> <br />You're A Cross I Can't Bear<br /> <br />You're Ruining My Bad Reputation<br /> <br />You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly<br /><br /> 
