Tuesday Funny

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

"Driving"<br /> <br />Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve<br />to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front<br />of him.<br /> <br />Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over<br />for reckless driving. Fortunately, another<br />officer had seen the carton in the road. The<br />policemen stopped traffic and recovered the<br />box. It was found to contain large upholstery<br />tacks.<br /> <br />"I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver,<br />"but I am still going to have to write you a<br />ticket."<br /> <br />Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper<br />replied, ...<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />"Tacks evasion."<br />

 

[technostingray]

Re: Tuesday Funny

Some people will do any thing for a laugh.

 

[Elmer Fudge]

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Originally posted by technosubjectchanger:<br /> Some people will do any thing for a laugh.

techno, are you looking at yourself in the mirror again?

 

[technostingray]

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Iz ewe aferring to the lookin' glass. 'member 'bout them glass houses.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Tuesday Funny

Originally posted by technosubjectchanger:<br /> Some people will do any thing for a laugh.

You have not a clue.

 

[bubbakat]

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[harkawy]

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Laughed so hard that it hurts.<br />

 

[KRS]

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Wow, there's 20 seconds of my life I lost.

 

[Fishin' Jeff]

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SBN,<br />Thanks! I love your daily funnies, and am dissapointed when they're not there. <br />As you can see by my lowly cadet ranking, I lurk much more than I post. However, I thought you needed a well-deserved pat on the back!<br />Pay no mind to Technowhoever, as his sense of humor is way beyond any description. <br />Keep those funnies comin'!

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by Fisherman Jeff:<br /> SBN,<br />Thanks! I love your daily funnies, and am dissapointed when they're not there.<br /> Now here is someone with a real life. <br /><br />As you can see by my lowly cadet ranking, I lurk much more than I post... <br /> <br />And as I see by your high number you have a great basis for your comment. <br /><br />... as his sense of humor is way beyond any description. ... <br />I understand your embarrassment. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, even those who don't. <br /><br />Keep those funnies comin'!

Thanks for the encouragement. <br /><br />BTW Jeff, are you a multiple handle poster? Just asking, just asking.

 

[dolluper]

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Groaner but

 

[Fishin' Jeff]

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Techno,<br />I have a great life, imho<br />I thought I might get ya goin...You crack me up<br />I've learned so much in the short time on this board in the restoration forums, but can't resist DC.<br />No, no double handle or anything like that... just kinda new to posting and boating.