SpinnerBait_Nut
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"The Polish Wolf"<br /> <br />On the border of Russia and Poland there's a small<br />forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Russian farmer,<br />while the other half belongs to a Polish man.<br /> <br />One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Russian<br />man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back<br />to his house and calls his Polish neighbor.<br /> <br />"There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side<br />of the forest."<br /> <br />"How do you know it's one of *our* wolves?" the Polish<br />farmer asked.<br /> <br />"Well," the Russian replied, "he's already chewed<br />off three of his legs and he's still trapped."<br />________________________________________________<br />"Gone With The Wind"<br /> <br />Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are<br />looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.<br /> <br />"What did you find?" he asks.<br /> <br />"I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like a piece<br />of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see... Ah, yes.<br />It is from 'Gone with the Wind'."<br /> <br />"And how is it?"<br /> <br />"Not to bad. The book was better though" 
