SpinnerBait_Nut
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Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.<br /> <br />Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.<br /> <br />Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.<br /> <br />Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.<br /> <br />Anglican - They were our toys first.<br /> <br />Greek Orthodox - No, they were ours first.<br /> <br />Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest<br />toys, wins.<br /> <br />Atheism - There is no toy maker.<br /> <br />Polytheism - There are many toy makers.<br /> <br />Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.<br />Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.<br /> <br />Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys,<br />and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we<br />catch you selling ours.<br /> <br />B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.<br /> <br />Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.<br /><br />Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.<br /> <br />Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.<br /> <br />Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...<br /> <br />Hedonism - Hang the rule book! Let's play!<br /> <br />7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday,<br />loses.<br /> <br />Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.<br /> <br />Baptist - Once played always played.<br /> <br />Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys<br />door-to-door, wins.<br /> <br />Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.<br /> <br />Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.<br /> <br />Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.<br /> <br />Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came<br />from, let's just play with them.
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