To maintain a healthy level of insanity ...

aspeck

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your Drive-through order is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Share this with someone to make them smile. It's called... THERAPY
 

HopeSheFloats

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Re: To maintain a healthy level of insanity ...

:D those are great! Thanks for the smiles. :D
 

kellmike626

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Re: To maintain a healthy level of insanity ...

I got a good laugh from 4, 11 and 13 :D Those are all amazing.
 

jay_merrill

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Re: To maintain a healthy level of insanity ...

I like to speak to the person in front of me at the ATM line and say, "get me a couple of thousand too, will you?"

I only do it, however, if I'm pretty sure the person isn't "packin'," because they have a C&C permit! ;)



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marlboro180

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Re: To maintain a healthy level of insanity ...

Those are pretty good Aspeck!!:D;) Thanks for the chuckle.
 

ezbtr

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Re: To maintain a healthy level of insanity ...

Funny!!!
 
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