TO ALL CITIZENS OF THE USA

[OBJ]

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AW CRAP!! Looks like it's gonna be a long siege....better start stockn' up on Longnecks. <br /><br />Anybody ever watch rugby? No different than our football.....bunch a' guy out on the field knockn' each others brains out. Difference is, our guys where helmets to keep their brains from spilling on the ground....

 

[rodbolt]

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hahahaha<br /> Im gonna be laughing a long long time <br /> man nielmw outta be promoted to 2nd class just for the time,effort and humoUr.<br /> as far as english stuff, back when lucas was in charge of the electricals I think they called it the "Dark Ages" <br /> any way great post<br /> and god save the queen

 

[crab bait]

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looks like that brit needs his 'arse' kicked again.. <br /><br />i'm game for most your rules,, but i'll be a SOB i'm gonna put a 'U' in labor/favor/neighbor..<br /><br />i'll fight to the death to protect that..<br /><br />an who was the king retard who came up with the spelling of most the words in the language,, anyway..

 

[Boomyal]

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Originally posted by 62_Kiwi:<br />

Originally posted by Boomyal:<br /> KEEP IN MIND, UNLIKE ALL OFF THE OTHER MINIONS OF HER MAJESTY, WE EX-COLONIALS DID NOT SURRENDER OUR MUSKETS!!

Boomyal - not all of us asked the FRENCH for help....besides...we WERE the British back then.

Ooh, you really know how to hit below the belt, 62Kiwi.

 

[62_Kiwi]

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Sorry Boomyal, I should never have brought up that bizarre aberration of history - I'll never mention it again, I promise.

 

[tcube]

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Neil,<br /><br />Thanks for a good read and a reminder of what makes the USofA great.<br /><br />Jinx,<br /><br />As a 3 X Triumph owner, I propose a toast to Joseph Lucas, The Prince of Darkness.<br /><br />tcube

 

[Skinnywater]

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The British had to do something quick, finally some new blood for thier gene pool.<br />In another 20 years or so, the Brits could do with half the amount of Dentists.<br /><br />Now that the Brits have meaningful yankee inspiration, it'll be the first time in history the French will truely fear the English.<br /><br />How tough can a knight be these days?<br />Sir Elton John??<br />Gives a whole new meaning to the thought of a drippin' sandwich. <br /><br />How about we take all your Scots and Irish and you take all our Canadians, lets call it a fair trade......please.<br /><br />Senator Tom Daschle, our own modern day version of Robin Hood, is out of a job. To the next new leader of the British Socialist party.<br /><br />The new 2007 Ford F250 Super Duty. Powered by a Perkins 4 cyl. Diesel. Dubbed the new "SmokinBroke".<br /><br />Why is the pride of the British Fleet, the Queen Mary2, always coming here? Must be, you build them, we fix them. Kinda like your cars.

 

[SCO]

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I wanted to be angry reading your post, because I know you really all do think these things in earnest, but, it was pretty funny. You just have to imagine Hugh Grant or Michael Caine saying it. Well, Carry on now. That's a good lad. (The Sergaent, ZULU)

 

[Boomyal]

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Originally posted by Skinnywater:<br /> How tough can a knight be these days?<br />Sir Elton John??<br />Gives a whole new meaning to the thought of a drippin' sandwich. <br /><br />Senator Tom Daschle, our own modern day version of Robin Hood, is out of a job. To the next new leader of the British Socialist party.

Smack! Right between the eyes, Skinnywater!

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Very good, now for the condensed version. You are a bloody CRAZY BLOKE, and all that rubbish. Oh yeah, You know what a "Queen" is? substitute the N with an R

 

[jtexas]

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There's an Americanized "Red Dwarf"?<br /><br />What does "smeg-head" mean, anyway?<br /><br />[edit: oops, sorry, I meant "Americanised"<br /><br />and, does that mean that now those McDonald's meals with jumbo "chips" should be refered to as "biggie-sised"?<br /><br />and, while I have your attention, does the question mark go inside or outside of the "quote marks"?]

 

[neilmw]

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Originally posted by SCO:<br />[QB] I wanted to be angry reading your post, because I know you really all do think these things in earnest, but, it was pretty funny. <br /><br />Please I can assure you that this is NOT the case, yes there are a minority of upper class twats that try to look down at their nose at everyone, not just Americans but these people are on a different planet anyway.<br /><br />Sincerley, this was meant only as a joke, no insult intended. <br />All the Americans that I have ever met have been nothing but friendly and polite, and they do your nation proud.

 

[Twidget]

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Neilmw, that was an imaginative and funny post. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[NYMINUTE]

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None taken here, tried diligently to write "british" As for Queen, I can't help but think of Freddie Mercury. Spent 12 weeks in Great Baddow, Essex in 1977 installing a Printing press. Was a "jolly good time"