KaGee
Admiral
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Tax his land, tax his wage,<br />Tax his bed in which he lays.<br />Tax his tractor, tax his mule,<br />Teach him taxes are the rule.<br /><br />Tax his cow, tax his goat,<br />Tax his pants, tax his coat.<br />Tax his ties, tax his shirts,<br />Tax his work, tax his dirt.<br /><br />Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,<br />Tax him if he tries to think.<br />Tax his booze, tax his beers,<br />If he cries, tax his tears.<br /><br />Tax his bills, tax his gas,<br />Tax his notes, tax his cash.<br />Tax him good and let him know<br />That after taxes, he has no dough.<br /><br />If he hollers, tax him more,<br />Tax him until he's good and sore.<br />Tax his coffin, tax his grave,<br />Tax the sod in which he lays.<br /><br />Put these words upon his tomb,<br />"Taxes drove me to my doom!"<br />And when he's gone, we won't relax,<br />We'll still be after the inheritance TAX,<br /><br />Hey maybe you'll get a refund!!<br /><br />Look at the list... I'm sure you can come up with more.<br /><br /> 1. Accounts Receivable Tax<br /> 2. Building Permit Tax<br /> 3. CDL license Tax<br /> 4. Cigarette Tax<br /> 5. Corporate Income Tax<br /> 6. Dog License Tax<br /> 7. Federal Income Tax<br /> 8. Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)<br /> 9. Fishing License Tax<br />10. Food License Tax<br />11. Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)<br />12. Hunting License Tax<br />13. Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)<br />14. Inventory tax<br />15. IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)<br />16. IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)<br />17. Liquor Tax<br />18. Luxury Taxes<br />19. Marriage License Tax<br />20. Medicare Tax<br />21. Property Tax<br />22. Real Estate Tax<br />23. Service charge taxes<br />24. Social Security Tax<br />25. Road usage taxes (Truckers)<br />26. Sales Taxes<br />27. Recreational Vehicle Tax<br />28. School Tax<br />29. State Income Tax<br />30. State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)<br />31. Telephone federal excise tax<br />32. Telephone federal universal service fee tax<br />33. Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes<br />34. Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax<br />35. Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax<br />36. Telephone state and local tax<br />37. Telephone usage charge tax<br />38. Utility Taxes<br />39. Vehicle License Registration Tax<br />40. Vehicle Sales Tax<br />41. Watercraft registration Tax<br />42. Well Permit Tax<br />43. Workers Compensation Tax<br /><br />So you think the OIL companies are making windfall profits and ripping you off... If only half the country would get half as excited about this as they are gas prices... 
<br /><br />My recent cell phone bill... 59.99...plus nearly $10 more in TAXES!
<br /><br />My recent cell phone bill... 59.99...plus nearly $10 more in TAXES! 
