SoulWinner
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"<br /><br />Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's rear"<br /><br />Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?<br /><br />Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?<br /><br />If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?<br /><br />Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?<br /><br />If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut....why can't he fix a hole in a boat?<br /><br />Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?<br /><br />Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?<br /><br />Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!<br /><br />What do you call male ballerinas?<br /><br />Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?<br /><br />If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?<br /><br />If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?<br /><br />If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?<br /><br />If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<br /><br />Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?<br /><br />Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?<br /><br />Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?<br /><br />Why did you try singing the two songs above?<br /><br />Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your --- ?<br /><br />Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?<br /><br />Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?