Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

[LadyFish]

-"Wow, I've never caught a fish that big!"<br />-"Hey! Lets take our wives fishing!"<br />-"KeltonKrew's truck can't get through that!"<br />-"Let's go shopping, fishing can wait."<br />-"Nate, those hip boots make your butt look big and they don't match your belt!"<br />-"Hey, we don't need to buy those fishing flies FlyRod, let's send our wives flowers instead?"<br />-"Kagee, I don't think Duct Tape will fix that."<br />-"I caught all those rainbows on nightcrawlers."<br />-"I feel pretty guilty not washing those breakfast dishes before coming out here to fish!"<br />-"Hey JB come land this 20" rainbow for me. I need to straighten up the camp said Gonfishn."<br />-"I can't participate in National Hunting and Fishing Day cause SBN is throwing a tupperware party and I really need a mixing bowl."<br />-"I think electronic fish finders should be banned."<br />-"C'mon Barlow, - we can watch bass fishing anytime! Figure skating's on!!"<br />-" Hey EF, we gotta throw this fish back, I don't think it will fit in the frying pan."

 

[KaGee]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

Originally posted by LadyFish:<br /> -"Kagee, I don't think Duct Tape will fix that."<br />

He, he.... if you are talking about the hole in my waders.... you're right!<br />Talk about soggy bottoms.....

 

[tylerin]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

Why does SHE always have to bring a Banana

 

[JB]

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"Forget the muskies, Gonfishin. Let's catch some crappies."

 

[ehenry]

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Shutup woman and hand me a knife or bring me a bigger skillet. I aint throwin nothin back!

 

[KaGee]

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"No, I don't get Sea-Sick."<br />

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

"It's too windy to go fishin".

 

[Elmer Fudge]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

Originally posted by LadyFish:<br /> <br />-"I can't participate in National Hunting and Fishing Day cause SBN is throwing a tupperware party and I really need a mixing bowl."<br />

Hey Spinner, those tupperware bowls must be from another planet dude <br /> wooo wooo wooo

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

Originally posted by efhenry:<br /> Shutup woman and hand me a knife or bring me a bigger skillet. I aint throwin nothin back!

OMG efhenry. <br /><br />Just curious, does your wife own a gun?

 

[KaGee]

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"No dear, I have all the fishin poles I need right now. A shirt and tie would be nice for my birthday."<br /><br />

 

[Barlow]

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"Nope. Sorry, I'd like to go but, I need to mow the lawn and rake leaves."

 

[NathanY]

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Cant go, My wife and I are going garage sale-ing.

 

[tylerin]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

Knit one....Pearl two

 

[Terry H]

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It's too nice to go fishin', why don't we go see your mother, dear.<br />Blahahahaha

 

[Kenneth Brown]

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Castaway Ray- "Nope, I couldn't post that, they may think its not nice and poof it"<br /><br />Another Ray- "No, I think I have talked about my truck enough"

 

[Kenneth Brown]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

EWE! I can't eat a fish I killed.

 

[Bassy]

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Love 'em! Ah ha ha ha!!<br />Bassy

 

[ED21]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

To a true fisherman Shakespeare is a rod & reel, not a writer.

 

[Elmer Fudge]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

That there ladyfish sure looks like a keeper

 

[Barlow]

Re: Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

Originally posted by Elmer Fudge:<br /> That there ladyfish sure looks like a keeper

"we should start culling our catch "<br /><br />