They walk among us....

Bob_VT

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They walk among us...... this afternoon I was asked is a lime is actually a lemon that has not yet ripened........ I would have expected this from my grandchild but that question was from a 58 YO woman! :eek: :eek:
 

kenmyfam

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Re: They walk among us....

They are everywhere !!!
Scary isn't it !!!:eek::eek:
 

pduquette

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I guess the keylimes must be the high quality ones they keep locked up out back!!!....(FYI I was blond thats why I shave it off).....peter
 

bitterboater

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Re: They walk among us....

Whats worse is they are allowed to reproduce.:eek:
 

HopeSheFloats

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Re: They walk among us....

Heres another...
My sister is blind, she has a vending route through a few state owned rest areas. Her daughter drives my sisters box truck they use for hauling supplies. I bring the truck home to install shelves and what-not, & my neighbor {40? yrs of age} knows my sister and her lack of vision capabilities...She asks what I'm doing and whose truck is it, so I tell her... She looks dumbfounded so I ask "what"? She sez, how does she drive being blind ? I said the state set's these trucks up with buzzers and alarms that notify her when to turn, stop, go etc etc....Neighbor goes...Oh yeah I forgot about that...WOW LOL
 

Tubingluvr

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Re: They walk among us....

Heres another...
My sister is blind, she has a vending route through a few state owned rest areas. Her daughter drives my sisters box truck they use for hauling supplies. I bring the truck home to install shelves and what-not, & my neighbor {40? yrs of age} knows my sister and her lack of vision capabilities...She asks what I'm doing and whose truck is it, so I tell her... She looks dumbfounded so I ask "what"? She sez, how does she drive being blind ? I said the state set's these trucks up with buzzers and alarms that notify her when to turn, stop, go etc etc....Neighbor goes...Oh yeah I forgot about that...WOW LOL

Here's Your Sign...............................
 

tx1961whaler

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Re: They walk among us....

I guess the keylimes must be the high quality ones they keep locked up out back!!!....(FYI I was blond thats why I shave it off).....peter
What color is a ripe key lime? What color is a real key lime pie?
 

FBPirate95

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I once used a fifty cent piece to pay the change portion of my grocery bill. The cashier refused to accept it because "That is not real money....."
 

JRJ

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Re: They walk among us....

We have lemon and lime trees. Does she like lemon aid or lime aid ? :D
 

itsaboattime

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See signature below............and this occasionally applies to me too.
 

Kobie

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I once used a fifty cent piece to pay the change portion of my grocery bill. The cashier refused to accept it because "That is not real money....."

I always try to buy things with $2 bills just to see the peoples reactions. Its surprising how many times people call the manager over to make sure the bill isn't monopoly money!:eek:
 

skargo

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I once used a fifty cent piece to pay the change portion of my grocery bill. The cashier refused to accept it because "That is not real money....."

I had some mouth breather refuse a $2 bill for the same reason.:rolleyes:
 

TilliamWe

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.I always try to buy things with $2 bills just to see the peoples reactions. Its surprising how many times people call the manager over to make sure the bill isn't monopoly money...."

The "performers" at certain "clubs" just love them!
 

jay_merrill

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Re: They walk among us....

Silly Vermont man - don't you know that both lemons and limes come from Skittles? Go buy a bag and plant them in your back yard when springtime comes, you'll see!



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