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They walk among us...... this afternoon I was asked is a lime is actually a lemon that has not yet ripened........ I would have expected this from my grandchild but that question was from a 58 YO woman!
Heres another...
My sister is blind, she has a vending route through a few state owned rest areas. Her daughter drives my sisters box truck they use for hauling supplies. I bring the truck home to install shelves and what-not, & my neighbor {40? yrs of age} knows my sister and her lack of vision capabilities...She asks what I'm doing and whose truck is it, so I tell her... She looks dumbfounded so I ask "what"? She sez, how does she drive being blind ? I said the state set's these trucks up with buzzers and alarms that notify her when to turn, stop, go etc etc....Neighbor goes...Oh yeah I forgot about that...WOW LOL
What color is a ripe key lime? What color is a real key lime pie?I guess the keylimes must be the high quality ones they keep locked up out back!!!....(FYI I was blond thats why I shave it off).....peter
I once used a fifty cent piece to pay the change portion of my grocery bill. The cashier refused to accept it because "That is not real money....."
I once used a fifty cent piece to pay the change portion of my grocery bill. The cashier refused to accept it because "That is not real money....."
I had some mouth breather refuse a $2 bill for the same reason.
.I always try to buy things with $2 bills just to see the peoples reactions. Its surprising how many times people call the manager over to make sure the bill isn't monopoly money...."
The "performers" at certain "clubs" just love them!