KaGee
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.<br /><br />Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.<br /><br />She motors out a short distance, anchors, and begins reading her book.<br /><br />Along comes a game warden in his boat.<br /><br />He pulls up alongside the woman and says,<br /><br /> "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"<br /><br /> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")<br /><br /> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.<br /><br /> "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."<br /><br /> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."<br /><br /> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," she replies, without batting an eye.<br /><br /> "But I haven't even touched you," the game warden sputters.<br /><br /> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."<br /><br /> The warden was silent for a moment.<br /><br /> "Have a nice day ma'am", he said, and rowed away quickly.<br /> _<br />MORAL:<br />Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
