The Seven Sins of Fishing

thekingrancher

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

i set the hook in my buddy running up a bank from an alligator. He thought the gator had sunk his teeth in him...lol...gosh that boy hollered loud
 

kshelly

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

King Rancher;<br />Do you handle your gators like your catfish??? Do you stick your hand down their throat, let them latch on, then bring them to shore??? Just wondering!
 

Barlow

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rule # (whatever) .. when casting on a calm day never let a novice or a smart a$$ run the Bow mount....<br /><br />-at first it hurts.<br />-then you'll notice you're wet and standing where you were casting to...<br /><br /> ... but thats after you flail around the back of the boat like a one legged man in a butt kickin' contest.<br /><br />gotta love fishin' with family!
 

Barlow

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SBN ... ?? who might that be??<br /><br /> :D :p
 

snapperbait

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rule # (pick a number). Two men can not simultainously cast fly rods from a 12footer...
 

OBJ

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Rule #37.......Never tell the wife how to fish or pilot the boat. She knows everything and is always right.<br /><br />Rule #38.......Never try to "P" over the side of the boat while wife is at the helm or while she is casting.<br /><br />Rule #39.......Never argue with the wife about running the boat aground.....the depth finder read out was wrong.....refer to Rule #37.<br /><br />Rule #40.......Never try and explain to the wife why she lost the fish.....it's your fault for rigging the pole wrong.......Refer to Rule #37.<br /><br />Rule #41.......Before opening your mouth to the wife about anything......just refer to Rule #37.
 

Barlow

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Rule # (pick a number)<br /><br />when choosing baits never pick 'ole faithful first - it'll get trashed after a few no shows.<br /><br />sorta like starting a closing pitcher in baseball.
 

gonfishn

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

One rule we must never forget ...Never ever admit that you are into Prairie dog Fishn here on iboats..Or the powers from above will come down upon you.. :D ..Also never admit that you fish for other creatures such as raccons,blue herons,or anything else that does not have a fin attached to it..<br /><br />One last rule of thumb here is that we must also recognize and remember that the PETA folks are alive and well here on the fishn side... :eek:
 

thekingrancher

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Originally posted by erau85:<br /> King Rancher;<br />Do you handle your gators like your catfish??? Do you stick your hand down their throat, let them latch on, then bring them to shore??? Just wondering!
Ofcourse i do! Right now i'm down to a nub on the left side, one pinky finger on the right. BUT, I still got 7 toes! lol.... Although i still really do have all fingers and toes, me and alligators are meant to meet at all times fishing. Why 4 weeks ago i caught a 3 footer on ultralight, god that was fun.
 

Bowfin

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Rule #50 Never lip a Bowfin.<br />Rule #51 Never put a lure in your pocket.<br />Rule #52 Never noodle for Gators.<br /><br />Bowfin
 
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