The Seven Sins of Fishing

gonfishn

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You saw Rule #4 above... Now Can Anyone else give me some other do nots when fishing???
 

gonfishn

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Now Rule #5 Ladyfish should remember..Something about a sore tongue issue.. :D
 

muskyone

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

do not hit eurolarva in the head with a 10 pound lure do not ride with muskyone on a windy day do not enter yellow outhouse with polka dots unless wereing gas mask
 

LadyFish

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

#7. Regardless how HUGE the fish is, don't get your hopes up on its weight. :rolleyes: Carry scales onboard.
 

gonfishn

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Ahhh I forgot..Attack Of The Killer Tree featuring Gonfishn and MellowYellow..Another adventure for us to begin in about two weeks..
 

muskyone

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

#9 after going through thick weeds and moter won't start get a new fly wheel key #10 when a big a$$ bird grabs your new poes set the hook
 

muskyone

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

and when fishing with jeff the 7 sins turn into 27 sins
 

eurolarva

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Rule #10 Never borrow Muskyones canoe to go to the boundry waters to go fishing
 

muskyone

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it's only for carrying the beer in
 

mellowyellow

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

rule #?, make sure you have fuel before you<br />launch (Bubba) :p
 

one more cast

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Rule #12.. Never try to pee off the front of a moving 12 foot lightweight aluminum boat in shallow water with lots of stumps.
 

gonfishn

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

You might want to add OMC..On windy days always when doing this procedure to point downwind and not up wind :D ..This would be 12b..
 

roscoe

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Never bounce lures off the sides of docked boats unless you are sure no one is "sleeping" on the boat.<br /><br />Don't fall asleep while naked on your boat.<br /><br />Make sure all lures are safely stowed before getting naked.
 

gonfishn

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Never ever rest hand over slick motor when bending out to cut line that has mysteriously appeared on your prop....Unless you want to view eye to prop from the water.. :eek:
 

thekingrancher

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Rule # 1,044 If you cast your lure into a docked pontoon's seat, cut the line, do not attempt to jerk loose. It will only rip the seat and lodge your lure into further dismay.<br />(yes i learned this the hard way)
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Rule number whatever.<br />Beware of them pesky anchors.<br />They are hard to get up when hooked. :D :D :p
 

skeezx01

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

never under any circumstances tell your wife how much you pay for fishing gear, bait, the boat, etc
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: The Seven Sins of Fishing

Originally posted by thekingrancher:<br /> SBN - my buddies know that rule all to well..lol
I hear ya. I will not mention any names on here, but one member did catch one and thought he had the record. :D :D :D ;)
 
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