do not hit eurolarva in the head with a 10 pound lure do not ride with muskyone on a windy day do not enter yellow outhouse with polka dots unless wereing gas mask
Never bounce lures off the sides of docked boats unless you are sure no one is "sleeping" on the boat.<br /><br />Don't fall asleep while naked on your boat.<br /><br />Make sure all lures are safely stowed before getting naked.
Never ever rest hand over slick motor when bending out to cut line that has mysteriously appeared on your prop....Unless you want to view eye to prop from the water..
Rule # 1,044 If you cast your lure into a docked pontoon's seat, cut the line, do not attempt to jerk loose. It will only rip the seat and lodge your lure into further dismay.<br />(yes i learned this the hard way)