THE RABBIT

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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LF, it was a great joke,,,,,,,the temperture that is! <br /><br />You have a great day and I do hope the weather does warm up. It never got out of the single digets here yesterday and it was 2* at 5am. My furnace finally kicked on twice AM. That is the first time since December that the woodburner was not able to keep the whole house 72.<br /><br />BTW,,,,,,back in the day,,,,Rabbit was my main nickname,,,,,,,,yep heard that joke then plus many other blonde rabbit jokes.

 

[Braxton]

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LOL good one!!

 

[heycods]

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Man Im tired this morning, I was up late searching arcives I must have searched a thousand befour I could find LF telling a blondE joke. <br /><br /><br />28* here with a light powdering of dry snow.

 

[JRJ]

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at the jokes...<br /><br /> at the temps. 33 here.

 

[deputydawg]

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Must not have been all day hold! <br /><br /><br />

 

[heycods]

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You sik dog, showing poor dead easter bunny. Kids all over the internet crying now.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Damn Amish buggies!

 

[willamettejeff]

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Somehow when I first saw the title of this topic and that LF had posted it I had a whole different idea what it was about if you know what I mean.

 

[Limited-Time]

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Originally posted by willamettejeff:<br /> Somehow when I first saw the title of this topic and that LF had posted it I had a whole different idea what it was about if you know what I mean.

Yep.... <br /><br />Great joke LF <br /><br />Just 2 words for ya dd...... ain't right!!

 

[KaGee]

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I think DD has carbon monoxide poisoning from sitting in his patrol car too long with the engine running! Sick!

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by willamettejeff:<br /> Somehow when I first saw the title of this topic and that LF had posted it I had a whole different idea what it was about if you know what I mean.

Well! the rabbit died, DD sent pix to prove it.

 

[bootle]

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who cares 'bout the darn rabbit! I feel just terrible 'bout all those dead chicken embryos scattered all over the ground

 

[brother chris]

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Ladyfish.....that was baaaad! but funny. lol.<br /><br /><br />

Originally posted by heycods:<br /> I believe that was a blond..E joke <br /><br />Your Caught red handed!! <br />----- IM BAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK--------<br /><br /> <br />THE BLONDE AND THE LORD <br /><br />A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,<br /> <br />"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."<br /><br />Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos<br />of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the<br />heavens the voice bellowed,<br /><br />"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."<br /><br /><br />The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite<br />end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, <br /><br />"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."<br /><br />She stopped, looked skyward, and said, <br /><br />"IS THAT YOU LORD?"<br /><br /> The voice replied,<br /><br />"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."

ROTFLMAO!!!! <br />That is the best blonde joke I have heard in while!

 

[glasply1]

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Thanks for both of those. Starts the day off with a laugh, without a beer! But did the rabbit one have to take soooo long?