The Pirate

[LadyFish]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon
ball, but I'm fine now."

"OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your
hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got
into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm
fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew
over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "
You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."

"It was my first day with the hook."

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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ddd

 

[Boomyal]

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8)8)8)

 

[alden135]

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....................a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender can't help but notice a large steering wheel sticking out of the pirate's pants.

"Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" says the barkeep.

"Ahrrr" says the pirate. "It's been drivin' me nuts all day."

:}

 

[jtexas]

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LOL

 

[QC]

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LMAO @ LF Alden only gets a LOL . . .

I heard it was National Talk Like a Pirate day or sumpin' . . . :%

 

[alden135]

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Alden only gets a LOL . . .

That's what I get for hijacking.............

 

[Chief101]

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[puddle jumper]

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8)8)8)

 

[Reel Poor]

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[Plainsman]

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8)8)dd

 

[jtexas]

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Alden only gets a LOL . . .

That's what I get for hijacking.............

"comandeering...nautical term"