The liars contest...

jtexas

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I *SWEAR* this is a true story.

I like to go camping once a year on at Lake Fairfield State Park, it's on a powerplant cooling lake, where the water never drops lower than the 70's, and it's usually over 90 year-round at the warm water discharge.

Because of the water temp, this lake supports a stocked population of freshwater red drum, which I haven't really figured out -- never really had more than moderate success, but I keep going back anyway.

Apart from the redfish, there's always good channel cats, bluegills, and there's always bass spawning somewhere on that lake. And tillapia, although they don't bite a hook on account of being vegetarians. But I always manage to get a few nice sized ones in the cast net. I netted a 4 lb largemouth last summer, but that's not what I wanted to tell you about. Had to release it of course, gamefish have to be caught on hook & line.

This past summer my nephew Jake, age 9, came along. When we got tired of not catching redfish, we starting hitting the banks with soft plastics for bass. The boat drifted up against a thick hydrilla mat while we fished the opposite side of the slough we were in. Love that hydrilla -- show me the grass, I'll show you the bass.

Suddenly a 3lb bass came up out the hydrilla and just barely cleared the gunnel, flopping around in the splashwell. My jaw hit the floor a the boat, startled the heck outta Jake, he screamed "What is it?" Dusty was caught completely off guard, but in his defense, I believe he was napping.

Anyways, this particular bass released herself without any human or canine intervention. Jake and I just looked at each other, and said in unison, "the fish jumped IN THE BOAT!"

Two cats were all we caught with a hook that trip, both on live baby bluegills.
 

grego

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true story. I entered us in a buddy bass tourney,which means you take a kid. I picked our friend's 17 year old son. He stayed over and I had to shake the crap out him to get him up to get to lake by 4:30 am. he had stayed up till after one,playing video games, said wife. I stopped to get him a mc muffin, I stopped to get him some High energy drink. we put in and started started fishing, I missed the first keeper from under a laydown. it turned in to the perfect blue bird day,every boat we trolled by had not gotten a bite! He wined that he was tired, he was"nt getting any bites, It was hot, can't pee off a boat. About an hour before weigh in, He casts his lure and bird nests his reel, for the next 20 minutes I listen to him grumble. His line was slack the whole time. I had had ENOUGH!! I shouted" SHUT UP AND FISH!! At that moment this huge bass jumped ten feet from boat and almost pulled his pole from him. He reeled in that fish"WITH! the birds nest" and got third in the tourney 6.3 lbs. While he was partying with friends I loaded my boat and drove away. I did call his mom and tell her where to find him.
 

Frankhanhart

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my old man was known for his cool....we went fishing one day and after 2 hours nothing he decided to take a leak. This big lunker pike struck just then and he was able to land it after a 15 minute drill. During this drill the flow never stopped flowing...I swear !!!
 

mars bar

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True story,no word of a lie. Back some years ago this guy I know named Merv picked up this cedar strip run about, he spent weeks working on it. First sanding it to bring out the fine wood colours (colors) and applying several coats of varnish. This boat "was" beautiful I must admit.To keep up with the era he purchased an older outboard. When the day came for the maiden voyage, he took it to the lower Niagara river, the one with the falls attached. If anyone is familiar with this river, the lower part still has some torrents when it widens at Queenston. Well Merv has the wife and daughter in boat and out they go. After a few minutes the motor quits. Round and round they go in the current while Merv tries violently, uttering profanities to get the motor started. New to the art of boating, Merv proceeds to throw over the anchor which unfortunately is tied to the BACK of the boat. You guessed it, the anchor grabs, the rope goes tight water starts to pour over the stern and the boat gets pulled under water. GONE! The three were rescued by another boat.Thank goodness for life jackets. This was a true story. Mars bar
 
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