The Difference in Men & Woman!!

scrapper

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:rolleyes: <br />3 men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging <br />violent river. <br /><br />Needing to get on the other side, the 1st man prayed, "God, please give <br />me the strength to cross the river" <br /><br />Poof ! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim <br />across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. <br /><br />After witnessing that, the 2nd man prayed, " God, please give me <br />strength and the tools to cross the river." <br /><br />Poof ! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strrong legs and he <br />was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. <br /><br />Seeing what happened to the 1st 2 men, the 3rd man prayed, "God, please <br />give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." <br /><br />Poof ! He was turned into a woman. she checked the map, hiked 100 yards <br />up stream and walked across the bridge. <br /><br />GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT. :D :D
 

heycods

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Re: The Difference in Men & Woman!!

Now scrappy, You aint holding up the male end of the deal. If I wanted to hear this kind of stuff I would turn up my hearing aid and listen to my wife. ;) :D :p
 

LadyFish

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Re: The Difference in Men & Woman!!

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scrapper

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Re: The Difference in Men & Woman!!

Figured LF would like that one :D <br /> Heycods :: Me too! Oh yah!, Me too.....
 

heycods

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Re: The Difference in Men & Woman!!

Lady fish He is laughing because he just whizzed on the side of your sofa. :D :D :D :D
 

Reel Poor

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Re: The Difference in Men & Woman!!

Now scrapper, we'll have no more of this kind of nonsence. :rolleyes: :D
 

scrapper

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Re: The Difference in Men & Woman!!

But!! I have an excuse I... uh ...er.. oh yeh Im sick
 

RPJS

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Re: The Difference in Men & Woman!!

It's the meds your on Scrapper.<br /><br />Don't worry, they will wear off :D
 

heycods

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Re: The Difference in Men & Woman!!

Originally posted by RPJS:<br /> It's the meds your on Scrapper.<br /><br />Don't worry, they will wear off :D
Me thinks a little heavy on the estrogen? ;) :p :p
 
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