Kenneth Brown
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A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at <br />the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman <br />perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne <br />too!"<br /><br /> He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." He continued, <br />"This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."<br /><br /> "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" <br />says the woman.<br /><br /> "What a coincidence." says the man. They clinked glasses and <br />he asked, "What are you celebrating?"<br /><br /> "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my <br />gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"<br /><br /> What a coincidence." says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For <br />years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."<br /><br /> "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become <br />fertile?"<br /><br /> "I switched roosters," he replied.<br /> "What a coincidence," she said.
