JB
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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Three men are sitting on a park bench.<br /><br />One's a Texan, wearing a 10 gallon Stetson.<br /><br />One's a radical Muslim, wearing a turban.<br /><br />The third is a Lakota, wearing an eagle feather braided into his hair.<br /><br />The Lakota looks at his feet and says, "I am so sad. Once my people were many, now we are few."<br /><br />The Muslim puffs out his chest and says, "Once my people were few, now we are many millions."<br /><br />The Texan leans back, wets his Bull Durham, puts it in the corner of his mouth, lights a match on his thigh, takes a few puffs, and drawls, "Well, we aint played Cowboys and Muslims yet."
